Batman

Protect the Innocent, Punish the Guilty.
Not Ben Affleck

[Batman @BatmanBeyondTM]

Robin is Red.
Nightwing is Blue.
Rhyming is hard.
I'm Batman.

[Batman @BatmanBeyondTM]

The Joker Gang doesn't have much sense of humor. They didn't even get my joke about my fists shattering their collarbones.

[Batman @BatmanBeyondTM]

Protect the innocent. Punish the corrupt.

[Batman @BatmanBeyondTM]

It’s not who we are underneath, but who we choose to batarang in the groin that defines us.

[Batman @BatmanBeyondTM]

Breaking Batman vs. Superman News! Batman is still better.

[Batman @BatmanBeyondTM]

Being Batman means never having to pay for overpriced flowers on Valentine's Day.