K. Daniels

Official ambassador to the Rhythm Nation. Amateur cryptoproctologist. Certified helmet instructor.
Funeral Director To The Stars!

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We didn't land on the moon.
The moon landed on us.

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@ryanhollinger Hey I watched that some week ago because you mentioned it in one of your other videos so I am ready!

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@sagehyden

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@1800SPOILED Show me those robot police dogs catching wall street crooks and I'll be ok with it. If it's used to chase down and harass people they can go ahead and fcuk themselves as usual.

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@nusi_quero @Grimezsz Eww.

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@Eden_Eats He was all about them feet! Do you even have a wikifeet page? Didn't think so!

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@nytimes I thought the hundreds of thousands who's died from the virus was enough to show how dangerous it is.

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@Brittymigs These all sound like Japanese game shows I wanna be contestants on.

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@ryanhollinger Go for another Nicole Kidman movie next in The Killing Of A Sacred Deer!

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@abikzerjoey @DiscussingFilm Shia is a garbage person who deserves no recognition

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@patrickhwillems Sounds like you're into deep, and trying to keep, up above in your head, instead of going under.

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@MaggieMaeFish I am a BDSM now

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@RoyalFamily I've seen you wheeling around that corpse for years. Nice try, you wacky monarchs!

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@Kevin_Church WHAT GOOD IS YOUR LIKES IF WE CAN'T PROFIT FROM THEM!?!!?!?!!

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@peteholmes I think both of them are dead tho aren't they?

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@oohthatsharry @DiscussingFilm I'm not defending him, dude. He sucks. He plagiarized a bunch of stuff. He's abusive. He's a fucking joke of a human being!

I just wanted to make a joke because they kinda look the same and Shitface Le Beuf is considered a leading man while nobody gives a fuck about Dano!

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@oohthatsharry @DiscussingFilm I know who he is but most people don't, but they know the beef boy from the Transformers

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@LaurelRosenhall Hire some guy to break into their bedroom at night and tell them he's the toothfairy and if they don't start believing in him again he's gonna return to take all their teeth!

And let him take his phone and ipad or whatever device the kid got. Make them play outside!

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@UltraWeedHater Then you haven't been jacked off by me!