Marcel Carrero

an absolute moron, you have been warned

[Marcel Carrero @BatouSmith]

@paulsperry_ @realDonaldTrump @nypost so not fake news anymore?

[Marcel Carrero @BatouSmith]

If you are selfemployed, does listening to music in the shower counts as #officeparty ? Asking for a friend

[Marcel Carrero @BatouSmith]

Anyone else thinks that #Trump just does crazy shit to c what happens? Funny until u realize nothin’ happens #americaseason45

[Marcel Carrero @BatouSmith]

Nice to see #LITECOIN adjusting nicely even if it dropped in price. Day traders hold on to your pacemakers #HODL

[Marcel Carrero @BatouSmith]

Sad fucking day.....#NetNeutrality

[Marcel Carrero @BatouSmith]

Traffic is nature’s way of saying: -i fucking told u there were too many of u-
But still people keep fucking...
#Traffic #InTheWayPeople

[Marcel Carrero @BatouSmith]

@iliza as an self identified ostrich i am offended by your ignorant and close minded definition of birds “biglyness” check your priv hooman

[Marcel Carrero @BatouSmith]

@FortuneMagazine some bitcoin investors are gonna be fucked

[Marcel Carrero @BatouSmith]

Been in #Miami for 4 years now, just visited art district for the 1st time. I got culture flying out my ass now. I am 1 sensitive mothafocka

[Marcel Carrero @BatouSmith]

BLOWJOB!!! Now that i have your attention, protect #NetNeutrality, oh and remember masturbating is a sin but Jesus likes 2 watch...

[Marcel Carrero @BatouSmith]

:I swear on the bible, he swears on the bible, she swears on the bible, everybody swears on the bibleeee!!

:...hummm not really no
#Alabama https://t.co/ez3JXZq1vY

[The Lead CNN @TheLeadCNN]

Roy Moore campaign spokesman responds with silence when asked if he knew people can be sworn in with a text other than the Christian bible

[Marcel Carrero @BatouSmith]

Huuuu DRAMA, this season of America is off the charts, the pedo talks to good old holy daddy and he says fuck’m #AlabamaSenateRace

[Marcel Carrero @BatouSmith]

Trump: i knew you had it in you Dougie .... but those write-ins tho #DougJones

[Marcel Carrero @BatouSmith]

When @iliza likes your comment

[Marcel Carrero @BatouSmith]

@iliza hey fuck you all and you gluten allegies that shit was funny and to quote an ancient chinese proverb “you guys suck”

[Marcel Carrero @BatouSmith]

The other day i glimpsed at a lady’s posterior on the beach, yeah i was looking 4 the hotdog car, but i had no permission, it hunts me #why

[Marcel Carrero @BatouSmith]

Just found out that men can inject botox on their balls ... Irma needs to hurry the fuck up #IrmaHurricane

[Marcel Carrero @BatouSmith]

@elonmusk i get the feeling but this sounded like Trump a bit, just saying...

[Sean Jordan @BaySean]

Trump's advisors right now...

[Marcel Carrero @BatouSmith]

@realDonaldTrump thank you, this is the greatest day of my life #covfefe