Alfred Pennyworth

The work of a butler is never done. And thank God for that.

[Alfred Pennyworth @BatsButler]

My, what a mess.

[Alfred Pennyworth @BatsButler]

@bloodyredhood Master Jason. Its been quite a time.

[Alfred Pennyworth @BatsButler]

A beautiful meal cooked, and Master Bruce has vanished. Again. Hm.

[Alfred Pennyworth @BatsButler]

@Cassandra_Cain ..I hope you didn't spend too much money on that.. He's not so good with jokes.

[Alfred Pennyworth @BatsButler]

@Cassandra_Cain Damian. That must have been everything in his room..

[Alfred Pennyworth @BatsButler]

...There is a bonfire in the backyard.

[Alfred Pennyworth @BatsButler]

@GothamSteph {Grins, waving as she goes.} Have a fine evening Stephanie!

[Alfred Pennyworth @BatsButler]

@GothamSteph {Chuckles lightly.} Alright. Go get 'em!

[Alfred Pennyworth @BatsButler]

@GothamSteph {Hugs her warmly.} Just don't.. hurt each other, okay? {Holds her shoulders, looking at her.}

[Alfred Pennyworth @BatsButler]

@GothamSteph {Smiles at her.} Glad I could help.

[Alfred Pennyworth @BatsButler]

@GothamSteph You didn't commit crimes as Batgirl I hope...? {Observes her new cut, smiling as he turns her around to the mirror.}

[Alfred Pennyworth @BatsButler]

Did she just refer to Detective Gage as 'Detective Hottie'..?

[Alfred Pennyworth @BatsButler]

@GothamSteph Oh. Oh dear. Have you arrested him yet? {Turns her around and begins snipping at her bangs.}

[Alfred Pennyworth @BatsButler]

@GothamSteph Job hunting? You quit at the Cafe? {Wets her hair a bit with a spray bottle, continuing to perfect.}

[Alfred Pennyworth @BatsButler]

@GothamSteph You mean with Master Damian? I certainly have to take it a day at a time. How are you? I heard about your breakup..

[Alfred Pennyworth @BatsButler]

@GothamSteph Very well. {Begins snipping away, hair falling to the floor around her.}

[Alfred Pennyworth @BatsButler]

@GothamSteph We'll see about that. {Sets her on a stool and snaps the cape around her neck. Lifts his scissors to her head.} ..Ready?

[Alfred Pennyworth @BatsButler]

@GothamSteph Of course not. But it will be quite short. Come on. {Leads to the bathroom.}

[Alfred Pennyworth @BatsButler]

@GothamSteph ..Anything? I've been cutting Bruce's hair since he was a boy.. {Runs his fingers through her hair breifly.}

[Alfred Pennyworth @BatsButler]

@GothamSteph You put-!?! {Pinches his brow.} You children. {Walks around her, looking at her hair.} Perhaps.. it's time for a fresh look?