Batshit Lazy

it’s about time I joined anon SW Twitter

[Batshit Lazy @BatshitLazy]

@theworstwh0re Tea. I like being a ‘blue collar HoeI’ lol

[Batshit Lazy @BatshitLazy]

Wishing everyone a prosperous holiday season 🙃💕

[Batshit Lazy @BatshitLazy]

@HaterToad @RantingWh0re THIS ONE 👆

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@quenblackwell Not if they’re British 🙃

[Batshit Lazy @BatshitLazy]

Where TF are all these fake followers coming from get outta here 😩

[Batshit Lazy @BatshitLazy]

Everyone acting like this can’t be done in a couple of hours lol wtf am I the only one that, gets dressed, finds the light, press record, do the custom, check it, maybe clip the ends, & send it? 😅

[𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖍𝖆 😈 THE BRAT 🔞 @mishathebrat]

@Whorediary21 My fetish is you paying me and leaving me alone

[Batshit Lazy @BatshitLazy]

Do you take bank transfer ?
As long as it’s Instanr… wtf do they think lol

[Batshit Lazy @BatshitLazy]

What do you do for a living?
“Mane M3N premature ejaculate lol”

[Batshit Lazy @BatshitLazy]

@whorenextd The only reason I like them doing it is so I can lay back and do literally fkn nothing lol

[Batshit Lazy @BatshitLazy]

Is it just me or is the worst part of an outcall awkwardly waiting for the Uber afterwards? 😅😅

[Batshit Lazy @BatshitLazy]

You know it’s off to a good start ben they text you from an email address 😭

[Batshit Lazy @BatshitLazy]

@HecateInOz @UK_Cunting Same. Same. Same 😅

[M 🍓 @babyariees]

Coochiee hair grow back before you can even use the coochiee

[𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘦. @boundlesshopes]

If you give me a long hug, I might start crying.

[Batshit Lazy @BatshitLazy]

Mood

[slutscapades @_slutscapades]

my unavailability increases exponentially for every additional "?" i receive.

[Batshit Lazy @BatshitLazy]

@SophieASlut I love this! Slay Sophie! 🌈🌈

[Batshit Lazy @BatshitLazy]

Where to begin …. 🫢

[Batshit Lazy @BatshitLazy]

@martin_gly @FabiAmisial Dead 😂