Buffdaddy

Look, I'm not happy about being this sexy either.

[Buffdaddy @Battaz_]

I'm just trying to make it through summer without T-Shirt tan lines

[Buffdaddy @Battaz_]

Alcohol activates the "let's take pictures" part of the brain.

[Buffdaddy @Battaz_]

Damn right

[Buffdaddy @Battaz_]

A dude in our complex is going for a swim. He's the 1st person to do it since that kid drowned & died 6 months ago..He must be new

[Buffdaddy @Battaz_]

DUDE! https://t.co/QfjAwimC9U

[Vuyolwethu Ngcukana @vuyomse]

If you are at a party and you start a whole topic discussing tweets and tweeps then I know right there you're a waste of time

[Buffdaddy @Battaz_]

Fellas, when your GF says 'I wanna hook up your boy with my girl'
What she's really saying is 'I wanna fuck him but she'll do it for me'

[Buffdaddy @Battaz_]

I want nothing to do with people who don't think I'm sexy. It's just the way I am u guys.

[tiredtania @tanialunreal]

People with allergies were meant to be easy to kill.

[Buffdaddy @Battaz_]

It's amazing how Asians are the geniuses of the world but can't drive for shit. They totally suck at driving

[Buffdaddy @Battaz_]

@L_Kapo swaggy. Of course, what was I thinking😂

[Buffdaddy @Battaz_]

It's really not important. https://t.co/qRzpN9lPtZ

[Buffdaddy @Battaz_]

This is what happens when someone gets more fame than they deserve

[Buffdaddy @Battaz_]

U guys argue about the dumbest shit ever.

[Buffdaddy @Battaz_]

Ever get unfollowed by someone you couldn't wait to unfollow back?

[Buffdaddy @Battaz_]

Childhood is over when you realize your parents are not always right. Adulthood starts when you realize neither are you.

[Buffdaddy @Battaz_]

The chemistry between me and hotwings is just whoa

[Buffdaddy @Battaz_]

I'm not feeling the BMW African interior print. I wouldn't get that. Definitely not for me

[Buffdaddy @Battaz_]

So it turns out Chicken Licken 24 hotwings are meant to serve two people. Who knew

[Buffdaddy @Battaz_]

Oh my god 😍 https://t.co/xJp4VLHIZO

[Buffdaddy @Battaz_]

I know right. So many of my clothes just vanished 😠 https://t.co/8a65nViVZi

[Jess Paluzzi @Jess_Obese]

My main concern with looking at older photos of me is... "Where the hell did all my cool clothes go?"