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@BalatroGame Is a DLC in the cards

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See how “tolerant” the liberal left is when you ask for TWO corndogs at the cafeteria

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So you’re telling me we have a seismograph to measure earthquake force but nothing to measure pussy strength? No gripograph ???

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@IronmaceGames

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*watches tiktok joking about how weight of dick matters and not length*

“Some guys be fucking pussy outside their weight class”

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Call me a popsicle stand the way they wanna blow me

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@wachelreeks I think these two would be good fits

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*my gf giving me head
*me doing a pirate imitation
“THARR SHE BLOWS!!!”

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@slutpilled Crying

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Call me a sandwich place the way she Jimmying my John

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@MattWalshBlog I get paid to go to college and I fully support student loan forgiveness because I want them to have easier opportunity for higher education. Maybe you’ll find that people aren’t as spiteful or selfish as you think.

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Call her the third pig the way she got me bricked up

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@whokilledchaos Look, it’s the Burt Bees DLC

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why the fuck did we stop putting gargoyles on buildings

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@whokilledchaos @Starbucks I didn’t get to see my fianc��/god in my first class, so yk, terrible. Brb crying and throwing up

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@whokilledchaos @swmmnginhoneyy I’m a fiancé