BattleCrow

Minecraft player and staff at Vox Populi Gold

[BattleCrow @BattleCrow_Val]

@LeoneScorne Like, seriously. XP

[BattleCrow @BattleCrow_Val]

@LeoneScorne But Leone, my life's got laaaaag!

[BattleCrow @BattleCrow_Val]

@Dinnerbone *features

[Nathan Adams @Dinnerbone]

It's official: Snapshot 18w09a is out and it ruins everything. https://t.co/HhweBJ6yRa

[BattleCrow @BattleCrow_Val]

@MonstersWithSam Obviously the ocean floor.

[BattleCrow @BattleCrow_Val]

@AleidaViBa @qikipedia Finally something to rhyme with orange!

[Vox Populi Minecraft @VoxMC]

What are you doing on twitter? The brand-spanking new Lunar Festival is about to go live on Vox Populi!

It comes with a massive res pack update so your epic new goodies from the new Vault of Fate can look appropriately spectacular! Start downloading: https://t.co/mqW1GXLyUS

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

When a potential meteorite turns out to be just a rock, geologists call it a ‘meteorwrong’.

[A Small Fiction @ASmallFiction]

"Why do you all have beards?" the knight said.

"They make people think we're wise," the wizard said.

"They're magic?"

"Might as well be."

[BattleCrow @BattleCrow_Val]

@Myca_Amaterasu Eh? 500 what?

[BattleCrow @BattleCrow_Val]

"You know, that cycle bike thing with horses in front of it." - SaurPuss

...

You mean chariot?

[Jens Bergensten @jeb_]

I need to head out, but thankfully @Dinnerbone et al are still hard at work on the first Update Aquatic snapshot! Turtles!

[BattleCrow @BattleCrow_Val]

@Foxtrot44 As a Dutch person, this receives nothing but my approval. XP

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

In the 16th and 17th centuries chocolate was prescribed to treat angina, constipation, tartar-related dental problems, dysentery, dyspepsia, indigestion, fatigue, gout, haemorrhoids and flatulence. (Image: poetryboy74)

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Word of the day: TSUNDOKU (Japanese) - the practice of buying a pile of books and then not getting around to reading them.

[Vox Populi Minecraft @VoxMC]

It’s mixed feelings time. You get to be sad because there is no Valentine's event this year. ;-;

When you’re done being sad, it’s time to get excited because this year we’re getting something new to celebrate in February!

Just look at this:

[Vox Populi Minecraft @VoxMC]

Raid Boss is changing! The invasion of the Void Realm is permanently being moved from Friday to Saturday! This means Etheria will be invading next Saturday Feb. 3, at 4 pm PST! Please adjust accordingly.

See you there

[BattleCrow @BattleCrow_Val]

This kid is going places: https://t.co/cK2mVNnxvw

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

5-year-old: I beat boys in a staring contest 10 times in a row.

Me: How?

5: I'm not afraid of ugly.

[Popular Science @PopSci]

You should be listening to video game soundtracks at work https://t.co/mULfeRAD6C

[A Small Fiction @ASmallFiction]

"I wish I was a hero! I'd slay the monsters," she said.

"So be one," her grandma said.

"I'm afraid."

"Then you know what to slay first."