Deepankar Bhattacharya

धर्मो रक्षति रक्षितः

Cricket, Cinema, Music, Tennis and thodi bohot politics!
हर हर महादेव ||ॐ||

[Deepankar Bhattacharya @BatukBoy]

You aren't funny, sadly.

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Madam @navikakumar I’m aware comedy isn’t journalism. We are both funny, in VERY different ways. Here’s a fact, you posted asking people for their take. I responded with mine. Sometimes questions are followed by answers. I empathise, this seems like new territory for you. Anyway….imma bounce 🙏

[Deepankar Bhattacharya @BatukBoy]

@Javedakhtarjadu @oldschoolmonk @Eman5695 Lisa, Luna, Laika, Lyra.. Bohot hain

[Deepankar Bhattacharya @BatukBoy]

Great cricketer, even greater bloke.
Happy retirement Kane.

[BLACKCAPS @BLACKCAPS]

One of our greatest ever, signing off.

Kane Williamson has announced his retirement from international cricket effective immediately.

Head to https://t.co/Pm8RiU65zt to read more.

[Deepankar Bhattacharya @BatukBoy]

Ekdum se Alpha movie ka trailer yaad aa gaya😭

[Deepankar Bhattacharya @BatukBoy]

@AhemBrahmasmi @g7s19p16 @Public_Voice0 Hamare chhore chhoriyon se kam hain k

[Deepankar Bhattacharya @BatukBoy]

Bcz of this🤣
https://t.co/NO7i4wA2yU

[Mahiya18 @BANtomatoSauce]

He has the least personality among cricketers. At first, I used to idolize him, then I became neutral, and nowadays I've started disliking him. Today, I unfollowed him on both Instagram and X. 👎

[Tathagata Roy @tathagata2]

I don’t care about the rest. But Saayoni Ghosh, TMC MP, posted a meme showing a condom being put on a shivling. It shook me to my innermost being. I had filed a police complaint against her at Rabindra Sarobar PS, Kolkata - predictably with no results. Then she sung a song as part of TMC’s election campaign, which said she had the Kaaba in her eyes, Madina in her heart.

For Lord Shiva’s sake, do not have anything to do with her. @narendramodi @AmitShah @BJP4India

[Deepankar Bhattacharya @BatukBoy]

+10, -10
Harder than it looks toh aise bol rahi jaise integral calculus hai😑

[Ella Jean @EllaJeanrz]

This is harder than it looks 😎

[Deepankar Bhattacharya @BatukBoy]

It's a bad movie, 2 ghante waste.

[Deepankar Bhattacharya @BatukBoy]

@Bishanberi @AhemBrahmasmi 11 ki jagah 22 kar lo aur aapas me hi khel lo, nahi?

[Deepankar Bhattacharya @BatukBoy]

@Bishanberi @AhemBrahmasmi Bade dayalu hain aap

[Deepankar Bhattacharya @BatukBoy]

@JagannathP88199 @sreemoytalukdar @ZEE5India JioFiber me sony ka bhi subscription mil jata hai

[Deepankar Bhattacharya @BatukBoy]

@JagannathP88199 @sreemoytalukdar @ZEE5India Hotstar is as much annoying if not more.
15 minutes k highlights me 3-4 baar ads dekhta hu

[Deepankar Bhattacharya @BatukBoy]

@bhatnaturally And hence, piracy.

[Deepankar Bhattacharya @BatukBoy]

Arey bhai bhai bhai🤣

[Amit Shah @AmitShah]

Relished Tangy, Masaledar and Crunchy Jhalmuri at the NDA meeting.

[Sensei Kraken Zero @YearOfTheKraken]

"Tangy, Masaledar and Crunchy"

I see what you did there @AmitShah
😂😂😂😂

[Deepankar Bhattacharya @BatukBoy]

@AhemBrahmasmi @khelgyani_abhi Uska naam VS hai, VK nhi

[Deepankar Bhattacharya @BatukBoy]

@g7s19p16 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Deepankar Bhattacharya @BatukBoy]

@g7s19p16 But I didn't grow up in the east, isiliye taste buds waha k hisaab se fixated nahi hai