Chris Bader

Stand Up Comic

[Chris Bader @BaubakBader]

Hey @Twitter No matter who I follow my account automatically unfollows them. Can you help? I have changed passwords used 2FA. No one @Twitter helps me. Why does @jack hate me?

[Chris Bader @thechrisbader]

Honored to be the designated minority this episode, thanks for having me on guys!

[Chris Bader @BaubakBader]

Please follow my new twitter & soon only @thechrisbader Because this account is bugged. Thanks for nothing @elonmusk @Twitter

[Chris Bader @thechrisbader]

My parents asked me if I was gay #standupcomedy #gay #Iranian

[Chris Bader @thechrisbader]

God I’m so lonely. I wish my friends were still with us 🙏🏽

[Chris Bader @thechrisbader]

I invited Taylor Swift to the show. I hope she comes. Get your tickets now - https://t.co/MdMsnelN4Q

[Chris Bader @BaubakBader]

To celebrate the rebrand of Twitter, you can now find me at my new page @thechrisbader for my standup clips, sketches, food diaries, whatever. Thanks @elonmusk ❤️

[Chris Bader @BaubakBader]

Hey @Twitter No matter who I follow my account automatically unfollows them. Can you help? I have changed passwords used 2FA. No one @Twitter helps me. Why does @jack hate me?

[carl @CarlsBeef]

Keeping score in the Barrell Room with the official nationals card that my buddy exchanged tonight. This is a 1st. Thank you @BaubakBader

[Chris Bader @BaubakBader]

Refs fixed this sad for Jimmy

[Chief @BarstoolChief]

This is my cousin’s 3 year-old son, Callan

Earlier this week my cousin noticed he had a bit of a droopy eye and a head tilt. A scan revealed a mass.

This little Irishman has been diagnosed with a terminal form of brain cancer known as DIPG.

If you can

https://t.co/FbVPVEyX5y

[Chris Bader @BaubakBader]

@BarstoolBigCat The game is fixed. We got fucked on the over. Josh allen is a wet noodle

[Chris Bader @BaubakBader]

@elonmusk

[Chris Bader @BaubakBader]

Hey @Twitter No matter who I follow my account automatically unfollows them. Can you help? I have changed passwords used 2FA. No one @Twitter helps me. Why does @jack hate me?

[Thomas Cooperman-Saleem @getpassivenow]

#passiveincome is knocking at your door. And it’s name is Thomas Cooperman-Saleem. #getpassivenow

[Nazanin Boniadi @NazaninBoniadi]

People across Iran are expressing their solidarity with their Kurdish brothers & sisters & against the Islamic Republic. We’re all #Mahabad tonight. The IR must be relegated to the dustheap of history for all crimes against humanity, including aggression towards ethnic minorities

[Chris Bader @BaubakBader]

@brandon_wildman @barstoolcarl

[carl @CarlsBeef]

A change we can all support. Go Cleary

[Chris Bader @BaubakBader]

I hope we win.

[carl @CarlsBeef]

My buddy asked me to dinner. Had big news. Needed to share in person etc. Whole thing. I was nervous about very bad news. Turns out he’s walking away from his career to run for alderman. My tits have been blown firmly off my chest. He keeps saying “time for a change man”

[Chris Bader @BaubakBader]

Instead of " We are Marshall " Just say we are NOT covering.

[Chris Bader @BaubakBader]

I didn't even know he was still alive. #RipCoolio

[Chris Bader @BaubakBader]

A true walk of shame @BarstoolBigCat