So let me get this straight.
Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.
Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.
Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.
Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.
And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”
Please.
Wow. Scott Pelley just got fired from 60 Minutes for standing up to the right wing grifters who are trying to destroy it. Thank you to Pelley, Anderson Cooper, Sharyn Alfonsi, and Cecilia Vega (all people who left or were fired) for doing the right thing. Crazy stuff.
Bill Clinton: I balanced the federal budget
Barack Obama: I won a Nobel Peace Prize
Joe Biden: I passed the largest long-term investment in US infrastructure since WWII
Donald Trump: I can identify a camel
Trump has been posting all day, nonstop on social media. He’s uploaded stuff like ai images of him as a basketball player for the NY Knicks, his face on Mount Rushmore or even suggesting he should perform at the America 250 event instead of artists.
This man is unwell.
BREAKING: James Talarico just torched Ken Paxton in a way we didn’t think was possible. Retweet this to make sure every Texan knows how corrupt Paxton really is.
One day the sun will come up…
The birds will be singing…
The coffee will be the best it’s ever been…
And the fucker will be gone.
It will be absolutely beautiful.
😡 Remember this?
MAGAs, who claim they’re patriots, threw the American flag to the ground, and replaced it with a Trump flag.
Now they want your tax dollars.
Angry yet?
Call your representatives, STOP THE FUND!
YOU ARE CLEARLY GUILTY AS FUCK WHEN YOUR TRYING TO FORCE THE IRS TO NEVER INVESTIGATE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY 🤷🙄
YOU DONT HAVE TO BE A GENIUS TO UNDERSTAND THIS 🙄
We get it. trump wants his precious ballroom. But having a staged “assassination attempt” every couple days to try to sell it to his braindead MAGA cult is getting fucking boring.
So yesterday Donald Trump posted a video of him crashing Stephen Colbert's final show, and literally throwing him in the garbage, and of course, I had to FIX it.
As Trump posts AI videos of him assaulting Stephen Colbert, here’s what Colbert was doing:
Dancing with his wife, having fun at the Fired & Festive!” afterparty in NYC.
Kyle and I had a really challenging existence for many years. But we luckily took the time to figure out our differences and that was something he instigated with a conversation in his bus around how we each managed our racing teams. I was super eager for us to get on better terms. But it was he who made the effort for that to be possible. We did some media together also to laugh through some of the things we put each other through many years ago. Most recently we had even been discussing him running my Late Model at Wilkesboro this summer. He seemed extremely happy and we had planned to meet up next Thursday to get his seat to the shop. He laughed over the idea of his fans and JRM fans having to cheer in unison during that race.
Kyle was one of the greatest drivers in NASCAR history. No one can deny that. But he was also a father, a husband, brother, son, and a friend to many. My heart is broken for the Busch family. I will never be able to make sense of this loss but I am thankful that we had found a way to become friends.