Samantha Jones

i'm just tryna die in prada

[Samantha Jones @BausSami]

**Thunderstruck plays at bar** **internally plays the drinking game by myself**

[miia @miiagarro]

been on my last straw for bout 300 straws now

[Nini ✨ @ExileftNini]

Quite literally birthing the next coven of baddies

[goma @soigomaa]

Days without a billionaire saying something purely evil: 0

[Smriii @smriiis_reading]

"do you ever read anything serious?" GOOD GRIEF have you seen the state of the world right now??? lemme just enjoy my vampire romance nonsense in peace.

[pinkie v @sourberryvi]

“are you sexually active” pal the only thing that eats me out is guilt

[🌿 @ilykotaa]

the first casa amor where i have no sympathy for anyone #loveislandusa

[purple🍃✨ @doseofpurple_]

books are so cool because there are NO FUCKING ADS IN THEM

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

We have this, but kids cancer research was deemed wasteful spending.

[clarity @postcrashout]

#loveislanduk jasmine helped me understand that no matter how hot you are it is rare that men will like you (excluding the physical) if you have strong opinions. girls need more influencers like that.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

You voted for him knowing he was going to make life harder for other people. You just never thought it would be you. Your selfishness got us here.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Seven hours. All children.

[hani @crucifynisis]

do i weird you out or have i weirded you in

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

Everyone thinks I’m an adult, but inside I’m like this.

[Drebae @Drebae_]

You’re not an ally if your boyfriend is homophobic boo.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Gannon Breslin @gannonbreslin]

Not right now babe I'm busy reading every single tweet Hunter Biden presses send on

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

[Nick Volpe @nvolpewild]

Btw as climate change continues, the species of bugs you hate like ticks/mosquitoes will increase/spread whilst beneficial insects like pollinators will continue to disappear…

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

Medical racism impacts the most vulnerable among us, Black babies