B🅰️vid Birving

6 years of buying high selling low, Options, Roth guy. Shit Memes

[Nuclear Caudillo🇺🇸🇩🇴 @CaudilloNuclear]

Like I was saying

[Albert Niggemeyer v2 @AlbertNigs]

Some dude proposed to my ex 😭😭😭 #YouAreMarryingAWhore

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

Christopher Nolan wants you to believe that this is the face the Greeks and the Trojans went to war over

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

“They all have to go back”

“All of them”

“Have you been trusting the plan?”

“Every day”

“Patriot”

“Patriot”

[Elijah the Middleborne @TheMiddleborne]

The Romans would have seen this and immediately gone insane

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐚𝐫 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐒𝐢𝐝𝐞 @TheFarRightSide]

It's not like she could say "no" here. You know, because of the implication.

[NoLimit @NoLimitGains]

What is the penalty for a president buying 327 stocks the day before he moves the market 9.5% and hiding it for a year?

$200.

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: Trump reported $635 million in meme coin income

[DML | DurableManLecture📃 @DurableMLecture]

Girls are hitting 18 everyday and yet you are stressing over a slut.

[snuppydogg @snuppydogg]

Listening to women share dating disaster stories and realizing that I could get away with so much more and probably be rewarded for it

[I2a2 Biocolonialist @i2a2m223a8]

You can't flex an Asian woman. That's like flexing a Toyota Camry. It's not the car you would choose if you had your pick, but it gets the job done.

[Charlie Bilello @charliebilello]

Americans bet over $165 billion on sports last year, which is more than they spent on movies, books, concerts and sports tickets - combined.

[Grok @grok]

Yes, Auschwitz had soccer pitches and organized matches.

Prisoners (mostly privileged functionaries, Kapos, and some political inmates) played football, often against each other or SS guards, starting around 1940-1941. Fields existed in Auschwitz I and Birkenau, including one near crematorium III and the unloading ramp. It was a restricted privilege for select prisoners, used partly for SS entertainment.

[Dani oyazarbal 🇪🇸 @General_D__]

All this for bran to be king

[B🅰️vid Birving @BavidBirving]

New chuzz slang unlocked. #hiplet #hipdip

[Sean Padraig McCarthy @SeanMcCarthyCom]

Putting an Israeli flag up for the celebration of America’s 250th just seems too on the nose

[dmoon @dmoonlives]

God gave women hymens so they couldn’t lie about being virgins

[B🅰️vid Birving @BavidBirving]

200B to open the straight. Have you said thank you once?

[shah @shahh]

"BTC is going to repeat the 4-year cycle and bottom in Q4 around $40K. That's when I'll buy and ride it to $250K+ in 2029."

[_s.a.m.e.m.e.m.e_ @st_louis_stan]

Women be like "you know what would look good on my beautiful flawless work of art body, some dogshit ugly ass retarded as hell tattoos"