Baxter♠

'It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are' - Mewtwo 1999

[Baxter♠ @Baxterrn]

This weeks #SilentWitness felt like a GCSE media production @BBCOne

[Baxter♠ @Baxterrn]

@thedustyknuckle I have failed miserably at making your White Milk Loaf. Help a brother out and tell me where I’m going wrong for it not to rise on the first prove. I’ve gone through 2kg of flour so far 😫

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@DanniMcManus @CapitalOfficial @romankemp @Sianwelby Have a great time guys!

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@backie23 @Gordi6 Petition to rename NUFC to MAAC (Mike Ashley Appreciation Club)

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@KevinfeigeMCU Quick question pal? When does the MCU get good again? Asking for a mate 👍

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@mikeyjconnolly Bloody reds. You're all the same!

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@DominicRaab Pussy ole.

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@alexhobson @Jacob_Rees_Mogg Times like these I wish I could like a tweet twice!

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@Luke_Wils Where were the strip clubs? Asking for a mate

[Alan Shearer @alanshearer]

I have informed the BBC that I won’t be appearing on MOTD tomorrow night.

[Baxter♠ @Baxterrn]

Absolutely in love with Hogwarts Legacy. Though the Scottish accents on some of these characters are ropey as hell! @PortkeyGames @HogwartsLegacy

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@sainsburys Legend, thanks a lot Shezad!

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@sainsburys Bought some new habitat plates before christmas and one has just popped in half in the microwave. Kintsugi skills aren't up to scratch so can I get a replacement?

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@sainsburys I don't have the receipt as it was just before christmas and I used the self checkout. Can I take anything else?

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@seanybblive I will riot.

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You know when you find a loaf in the cupboard that only has that end piece of bread and now it's stale as hell and completely useless.. That's @MattHancock #ImACelebrity

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Who ever handed my wife's phone in at the Old Trafford tonight. You are an absolute hero! Thank you! #EURO2022

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When you get an unsolicited @O2 sales call and kindly tell the man you're not interested and he replies with 'Go to hell'. #Awks

[Baxter♠ @Baxterrn]

'As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster.' #riprayliotta