E Thick Thousand

Coloradan, non-profit director, pepperoni cup enthusiast, and future ghost. Super fucking queer. Pronouns: she/they

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@Bloodfart1996 Clomping

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Sex parties with food are wild to me because bitch, who’s housing some fettuccini Alfredo before a group activity like that?!

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@HertheQueen Same

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@HARVEYGUILLEN The symphony and the restaurant Cordelia!

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@monetxchange can’t wait to hear you perform with the Dayton Opera tomorrow! Let me know if you need anything while you’re in town!

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@Ryan_Stoned How is this still happening?!

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@pleasingstatue Honestly, living in Denver just isn’t sustainable anymore. Minneapolis is SO rad and v queer. It’s cold as shit in the winter but also the Boundary Waters are up north in MN and they are magical.

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@united y’all are really killing me. Just trying to get to KC to see my family whom I haven’t seen in over 2 years including my 96 year old grandma who has dementia. These skies aren’t friendly and y’all sure aren’t flyin’ them.

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@united today has been an absolute nightmare dealing with you today. I could have driven to my destination AND BACKin the amount of time I’ve been dealing with this and I’m STILL not at my final destination. Make this right and not by providing a $75 voucher like last time 😤

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Oppenheimer? I barely know her!

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@HertheQueen Honestly though despite you being a gleek… would. ❤️

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@ask_aubry He lives 5 blocks from me in Oakwood. Haven’t seen him out recently, but he’s around.

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@femmephibian Distracted by the face masks. Happens every time

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@femmephibian Bananas in the fridge?!

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@itsshiksa God I fucking hate it here so much

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@goldenmortician @sxysadie_69 Yes.

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@sxysadie_69 @goldenmortician Oh shit Flapjack! I forgot about that lil weirdo.

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@goldenmortician I’m not your boyfriiiiiiend!