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❗️Nicolas Jackson has reportedly suffered an adductor injury in his very first Bayern training session. Early estimates suggest he could miss 7 of the remaining 46 matches in the Bundesliga and Champions League.

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🚨💣 BREAKING: With Bryan Zaragoza recalled immediately, Bayern talent Wisdom Mike is set to leave the club.

Player has already been advised to look for regular minutes elsewhere. FC Zürich are in pole position.

Most likely scenario: permanent move with buy-back clause.

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🚨🔴 EXCLUSIVE: Bayern have decided to terminate Bryan Zaragoza’s loan immediately — player will return to the club with immediate effect.

Decision comes after not securing Ademola Lookman. ❌

Zaragoza will now be part of Bayern’s squad as backup for Luis Díaz. ✅

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🚨 | Liverpool FC seems to have released a statement rejecting circulating misinformation. The rumours were reportedly originated from the X account 'BayernSpace', who allegedly also misled German media in the past. ⤵️

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🚨🗣️ Luis Diaz: "The first time I saw Upamecano's p***s in the shower...To be honest, I had never seen anything like it in my life.

His d*ck, no kidding, reached more than halfway down his leg.

"On one occasion, he took a woman to hospital after a night out. For real."

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🆕🚨 BREAKING: João Pedro has picked up an injury in Brazil training, according to reports from Brazil. Chelsea are now pushing to recall Nicolas Jackson. The Blues have already contacted Bayern. It remains unclear whether Chelsea included a recall clause.

(@SkySportsPL)

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🚨🚨🚨BREAKING: A special supervisory board meeting has been scheduled for TODAY at 6pm (18 Uhr). It is expected to last two hours. Reason is to discuss alternatives after the collapsed Jackson deal. After the meeting, negotiations with potential loan players are to be resumed.

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🚨🆕💣 BREAKING: In the last 48 hours tensions have flared at Bayern. Uli Hoeneß, speaking for the supervisory board, reportedly gave the green light for a Xavi Simons transfer, unaware he had already joined Tottenham. Hoeneß blamed Max Eberl for “poor communication.”

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🚨🆕 EXCLUSIVE: With the Jackson deal in doubt, Max Eberl has turned to other attacking options. One name discussed was Memphis Depay. But Uli Hoeneß reportedly blocked the idea immediately — after only hearing the word “pay.” Whether Eberl can change his mind remains to be seen.

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💣🚨🔴 EXCLUSIVE: After the collapse of Nicolas Jackson deal, Bayern are now exploring a move for Timo Werner. Discussions ongoing with RB Leipzig over a potential loan.
Werner is seen as an option to strengthen the attack — concrete talks expected soon.

⏳👀 More to follow.

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🚨🆕 | In the midst of the Jackson drama Max Eberl was in the stadium constantly on his phone, gesturing wildly. Thought to be negotiations, a guest photographed his screen - showing he was playing Pokémon Go. Another guest reportedly heard him shout: “Stay in the ball you c*nt!”

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🚨⤵️ MORE on Nicolas Jackson:
Chelsea reportedly tried to reach Nicolas Jackson 23 times by phone — without success! As a last resort, the Blues even contacted David Ornstein, hoping Jackson would at least read his tweet. He's set to undergo his medical! 👀

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🚨💣🆕 BREAKING: After Liam Delap’s injury, Chelsea are considering recalling Nicolas Jackson. To prevent this, Bayern are said to be in talks with the Blues right now and willing to raise the loan fee to €20m. Also Lennart Karl could move to Chelsea on loan. More to follow… ⏳

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🚨🆕 EXCL.: Nicolas Jackson has reportedly asked his compatriot Bouna Sarr for advice about a move to Bayern. Sarr allegedly told him: “If you’re good, you’ll make it there, just like I did.” Jackson could inherit Sarr’s old No.20 shirt, but only if Tom Bischof agrees to that.

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💣🚨 EXCLUSIVE: After Nick Woltemade’s sudden move to Newcastle, VfB Stuttgart are looking for a replacement. One candidate is Jonah Kusi-Asare. Bayern want to keep the striker but would accept a €75m loan fee. So far, Max Eberl has refused any talks with Stuttgart. ❌

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🔴💣💥 EXCLUSIVE: Bayern are reportedly interested in a loan deal for Nick Woltemade from Newcastle United, so the striker can gain match practice in Munich. Max Eberl has already made contact with Newcastle, and both clubs are said to be in ongoing talks.👀⏳

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🚨🆕 Bayern staff have noticed Michael Olise using two phones at training. One is for private chats and social media posts – the other, according to insiders, is just for ignoring Max Eberl’s calls about a contract extension.

(@SkySportDE)

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🚨🆕 EXCLUSIVE: In today’s supervisory board meeting, Bayern officials were reportedly in full agreement: the club will only move again on the market if another player is sold. With the squad still being too large, Max Eberl must secure an exit. Otherwise no loans are planned.

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🚨💣 BREAKING: A well-known Reddit user in a Bayern subreddit has allegedly leaked this photo, claiming it shows the agenda for tomorrow’s supervisory board meeting. Whether the document was authentic remains unclear.⏳The post has since been deleted.