Bayle

Enthusiastic goofball with endless dad jokes. University of Arizona 🎥🎬 alum. At this point this is mostly a Bachelor account🌹

[Bayle @BayleGoldman]

@FreddyLA7 @astros Hope you tried an El Tiempo margarita!

[Bayle @BayleGoldman]

@FreddyLA7 While you’re in Houston, I’d love to escort you to HEB! Gotta try the warm, freshly baked tortillas!

[Bayle @BayleGoldman]

@USATODAY Why didn’t the victims get this sort of write up? They definitely had dreams.

[Bayle @BayleGoldman]

Welp I didn’t get to watch the rest of #SNL50thAnniversary because the local news cut in. Whyyy @KPRC2

[Matthew McConaughey @McConaughey]

Texas stories deserve a Texas backdrop. That’s why I teamed up with Dennis Quaid, Woody Harrelson, Billy Bob Thornton, and Renée Zellweger for True to Texas. It’s time to bring film and TV productions home!

[Bayle @BayleGoldman]

@McConaughey Yes please! (And please hire me when you do bring it here)

[Bayle @BayleGoldman]

My mother is sitting with me while we FaceTime my sister.
Out of nowhere, Mom: “While I have you both here, who the f*ck is Bruno and why don’t we talk about him?”
😂😂😂
#Encanto #Wedonttalkaboutbruno

[Bayle @BayleGoldman]

Really sad to find out that my free @Starbucks birthday coupon is only good on my birthday (yesterday) because I had a 14 hour workday yesterday and couldn’t get to a Starbucks 😢 I was so excited to use it

[Bayle @BayleGoldman]

@zacharyreality I did not expect 3 of these men at all

[Bayle @BayleGoldman]

Success at last! 4th time was the charm 💙

[Bayle @BayleGoldman]

Despite blasting “Third Time’s the Charm” for good luck, third time was not the charm trying to get tickets for @_megmoroney #AmIOkayTour
Dallas sold out in 3 mins 😭 I’ve loved this woman since the beginning and just wanna see her live

[Bayle @BayleGoldman]

@lolieee32 @_megmoroney Tried yesterday and today. Sold out by 10:03 both times. So messed up!

[BLAIRE WHITE @BlaireWhite]

Hot take, but I don't think voting for the party that's been in power for 12 of the last 16 years is going to bring you the "change" you're looking for.

[Bayle @BayleGoldman]

@_megmoroney Not okay because we didn’t get tickets! :(

[Megan Moroney @_megmoroney]

AM I OKAY? TOUR!!!!!! 💙

[Bayle @BayleGoldman]

@RODEOHOUSTON Dan + Shay put on a heck of a show and would be a great addition!

[Bayle @BayleGoldman]

@zacharyreality I’m convinced he either cheated or had a mental break because nobody in their right mind switches up that hard

[TheBachBabes @TheBachBabes]

I’m gonna need Aaron and Sam M. to sit this one out.

Literally over here bragging about how right they were about Devin

Here’s an idea, shut the fuck up

None of you were here for Jenn in the first place & it’s showing

#TheBachelorette

[Bayle @BayleGoldman]

Good morning to everyone except Devin Strader

#TheBachelorette #bachelorette #BachelorNation

[the bitchelorette @Bitchelorette_]

this season of the bachelorette is proof that m*n will literally do anything but go to therapy

#TheBachelorette