El

Comets alone shatter the frame * Blue Devils ‘20-‘24 😈 * (he/him)

[El @BaylessElijah]

What the fuck does this even mean

[LowRes Wünderbred @LowresWB]

The Everything Everywhere All At Once chungusfication of American cinema has taken root.

[El @BaylessElijah]

Gamers pick the weirdest shit to get mad about

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

What a load of bullshit lmao, they scrubbed the guy from EVERYTHING, not just the marketing run of the DLC.

[El @BaylessElijah]

“NOW SMILE AND SAY YES DADDY PLEASE”

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

MAKE SURE YOU SAY THANK YOU.

[El @BaylessElijah]

I used to pray for times like these

[JOJI @sushitrash]

PIXELATED KISSES out now https://t.co/zvsfC4nxLi

[El @BaylessElijah]

Welcome ladies, gentlemen, and all those in between to the hyperreal reality that we now live in. What a bunch of fucking clowns

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

WTF. Maybe Labubus are demonic. 👹

[El @BaylessElijah]

“THE DEVICES SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO EFFICIENTLY END THE LIVES OF AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE AREN’T TO BLAME, STOP SAYING THAT. WE’D LIKE TO THANK TODAY’S SPONSOR, LOCKHEED MARTIN, FOR-“

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

GUNS AREN'T THE THREAT. This happened in Minneapolis, a city with some of the strictest gun laws in the U.S.

I'm sick of people pretending the answer is “fewer guns.” The real issue is a culture that affirms mental derangement at every turn.

[El @BaylessElijah]

@inducednoise Stuff and things

[El @BaylessElijah]

Lucas oil, I am inside you again, under different circumstances

[El @BaylessElijah]

@TonyTheKraken @randvclayton That could be the case. I know we were fully scored on open class sheets this year.

And yes, we are hoping to do a full tour within the next few years

[El @BaylessElijah]

@TonyTheKraken @randvclayton Zephyrus has been promoted! We just did an abbreviated Southern tour

[El @BaylessElijah]

This entire thread is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[Crimson @sanestlyneyfan]

?????? hey so this is a really weird thing to say about someone whos minor coded!!!! weirdo!!!! hope that helps!!!!

[El @BaylessElijah]

I think the first step in trying to get people to think you’re telling a real life story on social media is using a real life profile picture instead of AI Slop

[Midwest Rebel | AP @APBear76]

Update: the counselor has been placed on leave 😄

[El @BaylessElijah]

Are we seriously back at eugenics again?

[El @BaylessElijah]

Look at my fucking government man

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

🇺🇸 LFG – The Golden Age is about to be LIT! 🇺🇸

The ONE BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL has PASSED — and it’s en route to President Trump’s desk!

[El @BaylessElijah]

What is this supposed to make me feel? Like seriously? Fly a couple of military aircrafts and flags and I’m supposed to be proud? Of the country holding its population in perpetual debt while pretending that cutting essential national infrastructure is saving us money?

[Kristina Wong 🇺🇸 @Kristinawong]

Don’t let anyone tell you different, the #Army250 celebration was a great time for all.

[El @BaylessElijah]

Big day for fallout fans

[El @BaylessElijah]

You’ll never guess what this is in response to

[El @BaylessElijah]

I remember when art used to mean something. And when presidents didn’t pretend to be cool. When our government was serious.

[El @BaylessElijah]

@marcothepianist Omg I’m a skeleton in this

[El @BaylessElijah]

@GuntherEagleman I mean, aren’t white South Africans originally all immigrants? Aren’t they just being deported back with their people? Isn’t that the kind of thing you all want?