Crystal Lake's #1 Slut

Lauryn || Big Jason Voorhees fan || alt acct to be a hater or workshop that tight 5

[paul @paulswhtn]

every now and then Carrie will meet somebody in SATC and just regress like girl why you high on this man’s parents balcony eating spicy hot wings

[Crystal Lake's #1 Slut @Bazingabears]

@Shava457 the only reply i respect or support. have a lil fight, as a treat

[Crystal Lake's #1 Slut @Bazingabears]

@changanomaly @PitmanSabaya my liege, don't engage w this delusion bc it's beneath you ♥️

[Crystal Lake's #1 Slut @Bazingabears]

@VimFuego1970 @FRANKlESTElNN brb shoving my modern tv into an ill fitting vintage frame for the Authenticity of it all

[danielle @seuIgifilm]

jesus christ

[American Horror Source @AHS_Source]

Why is he in Jessica Langes nachos

[Crystal Lake's #1 Slut @Bazingabears]

@DrTrexArms @VentrlcosusMe @TrishCrave gabbie couldn't reach out to trish (since she claims they were friends at this time) instead of telling jason AND DAVID DOBRIK that she heard a rumor trish had herpes??? 😭 yall are bad friends and using gabbie's flawed reasoning as justification is gross and transparent

[Crystal Lake's #1 Slut @Bazingabears]

@ChanceyH @PAHoyeck it's the latter and you'd have to be clinically the dumbest person alive or the most callous evil bitch to assume the former.

[Crystal Lake's #1 Slut @Bazingabears]

@StevenHiller18 @c20h10n2 @PAHoyeck i loooove a pastor who passes judgment and I'm sure you know how God feels about but keeps it up jackass the gates of hell are waiting for a smug bitch like you.

[Crystal Lake's #1 Slut @Bazingabears]

@hot_sh0t_01 this is such a disgusting fucking response holy shit why are we praising women for accepting disrespect 🤮

men who think women deserve to suffer in the pursuit of supporting them but do NOT reciprocate don't deserve love from anyone actually. :)

[Crystal Lake's #1 Slut @Bazingabears]

was there a reason black singers and rappers kept showing up in horror movies in the 90s/00s? usher, aaliyah, kelly rowland, brandy, coolio, redman, ice cube, ll cool j - even trey songz was in a TCM

or is this all film genres and i just didn't notice 😭

[Crystal Lake's #1 Slut @Bazingabears]

@perfctcharms she put mayo in it and i was like hell yeah we're making fry sauce then she passed the ketchup to curry sauce?!!???

harry will pay for the crime of being british someday /j

[savannah @savbrads]

fashion icon catherine o’hara… this one hurts

[Crystal Lake's #1 Slut @Bazingabears]

@HandalaFreedom @PopBase @Cosmopolitan love how stiff she looks like she doesn't want to be doing it like girl i don't think anyone's making you 😭

but if she really was scared and just committed to the bit well then 🫡

[Nico Baumbach @NicoBaumbach]

catherine o'hara posing for a snapshot i took on streets of park slope when i was 10 years old

[Grace @gracecamille_]

“What is Mad Men even about” Mad Men is about saying oh my GOD she is so GORGEOUS when she comes on screen

[james @jms_tny]

just said “i’m not sure if you can tell from this conversation but i’m not exactly a car expert” and the mechanic i was on the phone with laughed and said “and you don’t have to be” and it took my breath away. that’s chosen family

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

I love Mad Men