Britt Baker

A person...
on a planet.

[Britt Baker @BB1111iful]

Hey world, how do we get @kanyewest and @JimCarrey into a recorded and unedited conversation with each other?

Please make this happen.

Thank you in advance.

[Britt Baker @BB1111iful]

I think Twitter just became my favorite new quiet space. 🙈🙉🙊

[Britt Baker @BB1111iful]

#NewProfilePic

[Britt Baker @BB1111iful]

Dear world,

Why have you recently been recreating and producing more of my personal nightmare material, which certainly includes the most frightening toilet situations one could imagine??🚽💩

#AhGermTheoryThatsWhy

[Britt Baker @BB1111iful]

Organically making friends has to be the THE most awkward thing adulthood has to offer.
#neighbors
#adults
#weird

[Britt Baker @BB1111iful]

This was my "pause" screen for far too long last night.
#disturbed
#morbid
#Drama
#HandmaidsTaleSeason2

[Britt Baker @BB1111iful]

Just your typical Tom Thumb visit.
Nothing to see here.
#dragonfruit
#beautiful
#hadtopurchase

[Britt Baker @BB1111iful]

How the hell had I not heard of @ElliotMossMusic before today??

https://t.co/6iuNO8OPmk

[Britt Baker @BB1111iful]

@DavidDeutschOxf @ericweinstein @clairlemon @nytimes That was my first thought, because how do fruitflies have ANYTHING to do with complex human sociology?? Surely Father Fruitfly isn't hanging around to change diapers and such.

[Katie Mack @AstroKatie]

We have so few hours in which to experience this incredible world it seems almost cruel that we must spend a third of them lying motionless and senseless in the dark

[Katie Mack @AstroKatie]

It’s not that I have insomnia it’s that everything is more interesting than sleep

[Britt Baker @BB1111iful]

THIS is what us "artsy" atheists are on about!
https://t.co/y9CwzqThZH

[Britt Baker @BB1111iful]

Dear #TinyShoulders writers. I do hope you also visited discount stores and current "knock-off" versions of the #BarbieDoll brand.

[Britt Baker @BB1111iful]

I'm pretty upset that I'm over thirty minutes into this Barbie documentary, and I've not yet been subjected to the song "Barbie Girl". #TinyShoulders

[Britt Baker @BB1111iful]

Hello hello

[Britt Baker @BB1111iful]

I've lost followers as I've been more honest.
You think some people just like to be lied to?

[Britt Baker @BB1111iful]

@darrenhayes @Barclays Well, damn...I'm in Texas. Why isn't this in MY account, Darren?