jade stoned

bad bitches have feelings too

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

girls don’t like boys, girls like Halloween decorations and reassurance no one is mad at them

[jade stoned @bb_jeed]

@tridilblb

[McDonald's 🇨🇦 @McDonaldsCanada]

u've just ordered a McFlurry. no school today. ur parents don't care how late u stay out. perfect summer day. u are 29 years old. the year is 2023.

[jade stoned @bb_jeed]

@PopBase as a dancer this upsets me

[jade stoned @bb_jeed]

New Brunswick and not having any service, name a more iconic duo

[jade stoned @bb_jeed]

I think the worst TikTok trend to ever exist is when an influencer tries to sell you something by listing all the positives as negatives.. like

✨hEY giRLiEs ✨ you are not gonna wanna get this 😡 my hair is so soft and thick 🤮🙅‍♀️ WHAT DO U MEAN??? DO I BUY IT OR WHAT???

[jade stoned @bb_jeed]

when the customer says at the end of the phone call “be sure to send over that survey, you did a great job” YES SIR 🫡

[Evan DeSimone @Smorgasboredom]

Lot of opinions about who “won” Succession. I’m sorry but Willa is living in Logan Roy’s apartment, selling all his stuff, and shipping her husband off to Slovenia. She won. Hands down.

[jade stoned @bb_jeed]

for someone who works in customer support, if someone had a gun to my head and asked me to spell “inconvenience” I’d be dead.

[jade stoned @bb_jeed]

not a single comment says Robitussin….. was that a fever dream????

[latke @latkedelrey]

what do u say when someone coughs. you can’t say bless you. but like it’s so awkward to stand there while someone coughs

[jade stoned @bb_jeed]

I’m bleaching my hair one last time and then I’m DONE. FOREVER. If anyone sees me in 6-8 weeks from now and I don’t have roots??? Punch me in the face pls

[jade stoned @bb_jeed]

why is the letter W called double u and not double v????

[jade stoned @bb_jeed]

@NHL man, fuck this dog

[jade stoned @bb_jeed]

PLEASE FIRE NICK AND VANESSA LACHEY

[jade stoned @bb_jeed]

Lost my 75 day Duolingo streak… no one talk to me

[jade stoned @bb_jeed]

In my villain era (left a 2 star review)

[jade stoned @bb_jeed]

Flight attendants don’t want you to know this one hack 👀

How to get free food on your flight?? It’s simple: faint!

Follow me for more travel hacks and tips 😘🥰

[jade stoned @bb_jeed]

How is it that society has progressed so that I can get ANYTHING delivered to my house… besides weed????? I need answers!!!

[Jennifer Coolidge @JENCOOLIDGE]

I’m on the cover of @WMAG. Wee-hee! Inarticulately grateful for this embarrassment of riches.

[jade stoned @bb_jeed]

Pat and I had plans with another couple for Friday night and we just rescheduled for Sunday brunch 😂😂😂😂 my 30s are creeping up real fast