Primo Richie da Prez

If you’re a cop, you legally have to tell me 👮‍♀️ 🚫

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I’m about to get SUPER into something really dumb like cardinals or some shit. That way when I die people will see one and be like, “Omg it’s Richard saying hi from Heaven”

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@alexstein99 @OhioStateFB A grown man going after kids playing a game. I’m a Michigan fan, and this is despicable

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The devil dances, and eventually answers

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@TheNBACentel Damn, for two seconds I almost got Centeled 😂

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@Wedding0red @TheNBACentel I’m sayin bro 😭😭😭

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@YeYowYa @nflmemes Did you watch the video? Sanders isn’t on the field bro. He also had an amazing game

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@_bigounce Showing that poor man’s legal sue name that many times should be a crime 😭😭

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

🚨 THIS UBER RIDE IS PURE CHAOS - AND IT ENDS IN THE MOST UNEXPECTED FRIENDSHIP

She bursts out with random screams, wild noises, and snorts pointed RIGHT at him and this man jumps EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

She says, “I have Tourette’s…”
And he hits her with the greatest misunderstanding ever:

“T-Rex??”

Then he pulls out his phone IMMEDIATELY:
“I need to ask Google how do I help T-Rex.”

Between outbursts she nervously asks:
“Are we in the hood?”

He goes:
“Yeah… but they’ll run from YOU.”
Protecting her like a champ.

She panics again:
“You won’t let nothing happen to me, right?”

He locks in:
“I promise… not on my watch. Not on duty. NOT on duty.”

She melts:
“You’re so nice… you got my back?”

Him:
“Yeah, I got your back.”

Then the comedy peaks.
He goes:
“Some bitches grow up sassy… bunch of bitches.”

And she suddenly fires back mid-tic:
“Well YOU’RE not a bitch… I think you’re awesome.”

She asks about his tattoos and he turns his whole neck like he’s posing for a mugshot.

She screams, snorts, jumps.
He screams, jumps, laughs... and somehow they trauma-bond into best friends in minutes.

Then he randomly drops:
“I’m a rapper.”
“What’s your name?”
“CEO Dee.”

Two strangers thrown into chaos… and it becomes the funniest, most wholesome friendship the internet has ever seen.

Which moment caught YOU completely off guard?

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@HoustonTexans 🌪️

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@Hoopss Does Jokic still play basketball? Then no

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@AdamSchefter Leave in Jamis. That was cinema

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@JonnyRoot_ You’re an idiot. That’s not allowed regardless of age, gender, sexual orientation, or race. He slapped a ball at a ref. He needs to grow up and not make stupid decisions like that

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@SheaSerrano 2014 Forest Hills Drive. I still listen to it like once every two weeks

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@HoustonTexans 🔥

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@KLobstar I legitimately thought this was satire at first. He actually meant every word of this is CRAZY

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@Jamani_Khanyi @grok Perfect

[Pablo Torre Finds Out @pablofindsout]

EXCLUSIVE: UNC football is a hot mess. Can we interest you in Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson on a hot mic?

[Genghis Khan @GenghisMFKhan]

For those of you still fighting me on this one thinking it was real.

Trumps just been shot but here’s the Secret Service guiding photographers around ignoring danger to get the famous photo while the crane operator lowers the flag into position ignoring the danger.

Staged event

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@barstoolsports I have no dog in this fight. I’m a Michigan fan. That was a TD

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You want me to sleep? When Vienna LITERALLY WAITS FOR ME?

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@SheaSerrano I’m sure this has been said a million times, but Halfway Books is such a dope name 😭😭😭😭