Brandon Balthazaar

“I hated every minute of training, but I said, ‘Don’t quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.’” - CC | Instagram: brandonbalthazaar

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Yukon by Justin Bieber is a good choice, but Whitehorse by Chris Stapleton would have been 🔥for Mckenna’s walk up song at the #NHLdraft

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Nikola Tesla, I love you. Thanks for all your contributions.

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@AveryChenier Ronald Acuna Jr. in ‘29

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@dominos your emergency pizza is a scam. Please fix the fine print…

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This call screening feature on the iPhone is a game changer. @Apple

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November baseball. #WorldSeries #WANTITALL

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@DodgersNation Haahahahhaha

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Biggest takeaway/learning from game 3 should be that Shohei will no longer need a bat this series. #WANTITALL #WorldSeries #mlb

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Going into work after this game is over

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We’ve got to the point where we’re pitching to Ohtani again. 18 innings…I’m slowly losing sanity. #WANTITALL #WorldSeries #mlb

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I. Will. Not. Break. #WANTITALL #WorldSeries #mlb

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

Seattle Mariners fan: I’m gonna mock injured George Springer

George Springer:

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This one is for all those classy Seattle Mariners fans cheering when George Springer got injured. Springer Dinger to send us to the #WorldSeries #MLBPlayoffs #ALCS #BlueJays #WANTITALL #SeizeTheMoment

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@JDBunkis Not just baseball, sports history…

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That is by far the worst decision I have ever seen by a coach/manager in sports in my 30+ years on earth. Last few years have been questionable decisions, but this one takes it. AL manager of the year or not. No words. Would be a shame if that’s the season. #BlueJays #MLBPlayoffs

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@PapiChulo2806 @BobbyMilone29 Highly curious about Mariners, Phillies, Dodgers, Cubs, and Padres home/away splits as well? Or just Blue Jays?

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Hey @Ryanair, you’ve made great progress with your boarding process since the last time I flew with you. Much of this thanks to your app. Well done! (P.s. I’m expecting a witty reply).

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@sports_fluent @Raptors Except for the fact that he wasn’t the GM of the Raptors.

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@Buster_ESPN if an if was a fifth, we'd all be drunk

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Juan Soto, you’re a Toronto Blue Jay #MLB #WorldSeries