You know what blows my mind. People who like my stuff on Facebook and they seem so nice on Facebook and I like their stuff because they seem so nice… and I see them in person and they give me dirty looks… like what did I do to you ma’am?
Things that annoy me.. People who post about not being able to pay their electric bill but go on a weekend trip every single weekend…🤨 make it make sense please.
Everytime I pump and it is storming I think of a tornado wrapping me up topless with flanges stuck to my tits and I get so tickled...why am I like this
2022.. meal prepped and set my alarms to work out in the morning.. someone might should send a stretcher for me in the morning. Two kids in two years has made me realllll out of shape😂
Today I was sad that my oldest wasn’t feeling my love and she just grabbed my face with both of her little hands and said “that’s me momma” with the biggest smile...😭😍
*takes Benadryl to try to get some sleep* wakes up every hour. Finally gets comfy and good and asleep massive nose bleed.... if any needs me the next 4 weeks I’m gonna be crying in a corner
@allie__verde@feelingwhitneyd I wanna know how many other superintendents literally get the yelling “Mr Green!! There’s Mr Green” and kids literally jumping up and down with excitement to see him😂😂
Shout out to the guy who pulled in the very small OB parking lot to park and eat his lunch so that I had to walk up a hill in the heat very pregnant and park in employee parking!🙄 #therealmvp