Ray

Just Racing Time 🏎️⏳

[Aven @Aven8u]

Calling in sick in 2006:
“I’m not coming in today.”
Boss: “Okay. Feel better.”

Calling in sick in 2026:

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

when someone is laughing & socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we're playing

[Jaymo ✧* @Jayyakamii]

Black people will use a bar of soap until dat mf turn into a SIM card 😂😂😭

[Dammie4trueluv @dammy4trueluv]

I mastered how to be alone, it's the horny part that be cooking me.

[xxxl @bitchonx01]

it's atually crazy how the J in marijuana is silent, but the J in my hand is loud as fvck

[CallUnc @Callunc]

When she starts venting about being behind on her bills on the first date

[Ray @BBCAtUrCervix]

It’s never “Too Soon” ova here 🥷

[sirhighbreed @sirhighbreed]

Bro to Bro: Once we confirm you're alive, everything that almost killed you becomes fair game to make into a joke.

[Ray @BBCAtUrCervix]

Fact 💯

[WILDER @wldsteppa]

When black people say. Couldnt be me. They basically callin u a bitch 😭😭😭

[CallUnc @Callunc]

When you hear "Ion give af about none of that" at a kickback 👀

[vic @CountOnVic]

Me when they finally bring food out but it’s for the other table

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

I think females that drink beer can install hardwood floors

[Richkhid @Richkhid132]

How I disappear from people's lives after being the best temporary person they'll ever meet.

[Miilato @miiilato]

Top 3 male canon events:

>Seeing your dad start to slow down
>Trying to change a party girl
>Realizing you built a woman for the next man

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

I genuinely feel sad that current 20 something's missed the era of $500 rent, $3 happy hour, 5 bags of groceries for under $100, multiple job offers immediately after applying, and going out to party without social media apps at your fingertips. IT WAS A TIME.

[AtnsMDX @AtnsXBT]

my bro who divorced 2 weeks ago told me this:

“all of us are selective sinners. we choose the sin we are comfortable with, and judge others that commit the ones we are not comfortable with.”

[Ray @BBCAtUrCervix]

This is dope 🔥

[Rain Drops Media @Raindropsmedia1]

AI video of fallen celebrities sparks debate on whether it’s a good thing or bad. Big names like Michael Jackson, Tupac Shakur, and Bob Marley spotted together at an awards show. Thoughts? 👀🤔

[selinam @bennynotblanco]

you just had to fucking be on here when this bitch dropped man this shit was POWERFUL niggatry 😭😭😭😭😭