StudMuffin'

Lawyer. FIFA Licensed Football Agent.

[NORTHERN SCUM🐊 @Unserious_Exrha]

Be careful what you wish for son🥲🌚

[Adesewa @t_Duches]

Men are so private online. A guy could be moving to another country or having his first child, and he’d still only post a random football score on his story.

[44🇫🇷🇦🇷🇵🇹 @NurseLekan]

Yowaaaaaa

[Ridwan Oke @RidwanuLlah]

You are the only one and you need to treat Malaria.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I fucking hate how NOTHING works anymore without internet. can't even play video games bc they all need wifi connection

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

how can I assist you? ☕

[StudMuffin' @Bbchilling]

Bruno Fernandes make that 21 assists.

[StudMuffin' @Bbchilling]

@dellbaba @MansaMoody

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🏅 OFFICIAL: Bruno Fernandes wins Premier League Player of the Season Award.

8 goals, 20 assists. 🇵🇹

[Tayo @ValidTayo]

Una dey Lagos dey name una pikin Jaden. LMAO

[Foza Billions (The Oracle) @fozadoza]

Why is this online tho?

[StudMuffin' @Bbchilling]

20 assists for the season. Bruno Fernandes.

[Bee @Bee_mufc]

How many minutes did he play today?

[Olivia 💞 @Blessing_Olivi]

If federal government put hand, he nor fit bench Zaidu for Super Eagles

[StudMuffin' @Bbchilling]

What a goal!

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Scientists confirm that hantavirus can shrink your penis size by up to three inches.

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

3 years and we haven't seen the point of the subsidy removal...

[Chukwuedozie Nwa Charlie @TheCharlesIsidi]

By the way, if you scored 150 in JAMB in my day, you didn’t even say it, you just pretended like they didn’t release your result.

[StudMuffin' @Bbchilling]

You don't live life backwards.

[SimplyUtd @SimplyUtd]

🚨🗣️ @TyMarshall_MEN:

“United might well look to sign a versatile forward to replace Zirkzee, someone who can play wide as well as through the middle. Or they might look for an older head.

“Danny Welbeck is an obvious candidate, with a year left on his contract at Brighton. United have twice considered bringing him back to Old Trafford in recent years.

“He will turn 36 in November but has had another good season at the Amex and his experience could be valuable.”

[@ManUtdMEN]

[Nans @nansbello]

“Justice extends beyond borders” is some crazy talk considering Yahaya Bello was cleared to run for senate in 2027.

[𓍯𓂃Dakota @sweetcinnamontt]

If she restarts her daycare, I'll enroll my child there