Bulge Bracket Crooner

I gotta figure out how to make money off of this, it’s simply too good.

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Elon is the world’s first trillionaire

And I am the world’s first black man to play chess at the headquarters of Tenga, the world’s most prestigious egg shaped dick masturbation toy manufacturer.

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@kieranwgoodwin Fleshlights just don’t have the same feel to them anymore. They cheaped out in the silicone formula and the pussy texture is just never right anymore

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@DrewVento I be on my hustle making kool aid pineapple

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@AlbertJHeg @ArthurBoreman Oh god another midwit faggоt Brit LARPing as an intellectual

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@litcapital @domwong Why are you posting the AI altered image? This is the original

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How I’m about to move through the hood

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@PlankReturns @JLRINVESTIGATES We wuz kneelers

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@SigurdStormhand @Mr_spacely777 You are too poor to afford residential air conditioner and your children are being sex trafficked by sand niggеrs en masse

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@LadyReapr @mdwfmom Ok baggy grandma

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@JohnnysHawk No

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Ya bwoy finna relocate go a Jamaica, but him still deh a wuk fi big tech, an still Dey write up algoriddim

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@DuaneC6 @ReviewsPossum How much should I get paid in your communist utopia to make 100,000 of these per hour?

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@francoischungus @chasedownleads @JoePompliano Guess who owns a sick ‘08 BMW 3 series base model for sale that does not have any mechanical issues, I promise

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One sentence horror:

I walked into the strip club and all the strippers were black

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All the Obsession discourse once again proving that women are allergic to accountability

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@ReaperCapital @McJuggerNuggets Takes an incredible amount of delusion to post about this just baseline but to write that much online slop about aborting your Down syndrome baby is crazy work

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@MitchSchwartz71 Loudest guys yelling shrink on here are the 25 hcp faggots who started playing in 2022

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@hindsight2121 @UsingLyft Hallo sar your dalevary drrrivar is independent contractor so we cannoht help you if he dalevared package to wrong neighborhood

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@francoischungus I jork my pongus