Billy Beanmaster

I do the hockey

[Billy Beanmaster @BBeanmaster]

@JohnBerrish @ronburgandy1992 Depends how soupy we can get it. 3 bowls of soup worth and I’m in

[Billy Beanmaster @BBeanmaster]

@ronburgandy1992 I know where you live, I will find you, and I will spread your barn. There’s no barn I won’t muck if beans are involved. Bring maple and you’ll get the double double lucky mucky combo

[Billy Beanmaster @BBeanmaster]

@nytgraphics @ronburgandy1992 please confirm or deny, I can’t trust the media anymore I need your opinion

[Billy Beanmaster @BBeanmaster]

@JohnBerrish @Sean_Wegener Is this the location of the muck spread you invited me to? Invitation only said to bring diapers so count me in

[Billy Beanmaster @BBeanmaster]

@JohnBerrish @FriedgeHNIC @reporterchris Im interested?

[Billy Beanmaster @BBeanmaster]

@JohnBerrish You bring the water, I’ll bring the beans?

[Billy Beanmaster @BBeanmaster]

@JohnBerrish Ya but I can’t keep giving them for free

[Billy Beanmaster @BBeanmaster]

@LizSpecht Yes Liz, 700 billion Americans will be infected by June 10th according to your lovely mathematics. Let’s all just save time and get this shit over with and pour the corona on me like it’s a friday night bean party and grandma brought over the special maple beans

[Billy Beanmaster @BBeanmaster]

@LizSpecht I still just can’t believe you wasted your time tweeting this. I could dump 69 cans of beans in the trash and waste less time than you did tweeting all this garbage.

[Billy Beanmaster @BBeanmaster]

@LizSpecht Are you literally brain dead?? I could open 3 cans of beans and pour them all over my body and get a number closer than this. Jesus Liz give your bean a bash

[Billy Beanmaster @BBeanmaster]

@BizNasty2point0 @ArizonaCoyotes There’s no way you can publicly stroke off this hard without getting a peepee whack

[Billy Beanmaster @BBeanmaster]

@BizNasty2point0 @ArizonaCoyotes Oooooof eh bizy boi

[Billy Beanmaster @BBeanmaster]

@HockeyHeavenPod Can you meatballs learn how to pronounce tkachuk “KACHUK” and Kassian “CASS IAN” ffs who tf is TACHUK AND CASHIAN. Eat some more beans

[Billy Beanmaster @BBeanmaster]

@DarrenDreger Pickle my barn and call me Willy Dregs. If you ask me, all these injuries are cause of weak body parts from lack of bean consumption. I’ve only been injured 1 time. The same month mom grounded me from beans. But no one asked me so I’ll walk myself out

[Billy Beanmaster @BBeanmaster]

@ComEnjoylife @dinkleman_dusty @EricFrancis @Sean_Wegener Willy, you nailed it right on the head. We suck. It’s time to rebuild. Who’s gonna end mcdavids career if gio is out? Any chance we win the BOA without gio taking out knees?? Not a chance

[Billy Beanmaster @BBeanmaster]

@Tshark110 Oh buddy it’s too sensitive to post on here. The govt is watching at all times. @ronburgandy1992 is spearheading the operation. DM him for more info

[Billy Beanmaster @BBeanmaster]

CONFIRMED: there is 1.365 billion confirmed cases of coronavirus the govt is hiding. I have an audio recording of Trudeau on the horn with China and they are hiding the truth. 6.145 million people are dead. This is confirmed and not made up in any way cause this is Twitter #facts

[Billy Beanmaster @BBeanmaster]

@Sean_Wegener The bean pot is my second favourite thing after beanpotpie. I once ate 16 beanpotpies at the beanpot in beantown. Life doesn’t get better than that. I’m dropping the puck and actually reffing the game and I’m calling 1 million penalties until each team has 10 beaners

[Billy Beanmaster @BBeanmaster]

@Sean_Wegener Balzac Billy is gonna get an early night Jim Kyte if he even gets in my face again! I’m the only Billy in this town so he can take his ball sack from Balzac and shove it straight up his bean dispenser!