If you happen to find a Broke Boiz member in their natural habitat, take a photo! We're more than happy to be stalked.
Post it to X with the hashtag #BBIGSighting and tag both the member in the photo and also @BBIGofficial.
We enjoy having our privacy invaded!
Fun Fact: The Broke Boiz can't even afford the internet bills to be able to get on to VRChat. Whatever money they do make goes to funding Oxsti's underground Chuck-E-Cheese rat pimping ring.
While Jason deals in pimping humans, Oxsti considered rodents to be more sensational.
Our marketing team is on strike because we don't have the money to pay them.
The Broke Boiz Idol Group will now be renamed the Perma Hiatus Idol Group.
PHIG on top.
The Broke Boiz were going to debut yesterday but Suujo caught STDs from Jason, so now we're all sitting here waiting to see which of them's balls are getting chopped off.
Idol Fact: While the rest of the Broke Boiz are relatively fresh-off-the-boat, Oxsti is about to become fresh-on-the-boat for being such a menace to society.
Whether he has committed any crimes or not is unsure, but it's determined that his deportation would benefit humanity.
Idol Fact: Due to a fatal baby powder incident, ZoDi is permanently plagued by a chronic itchy left buttcheek. In order to save money on disposable butt scratchers, Suujo has offered to routinely scratch ZoDi's itch for him.
That's the sort of relationship that they have.
Fun Fact: The Broke Boiz aren't ever going to debut. We are just getting our fans attached to us and then ghosting them later on down the line when they can't live without us anymore.
This is our homage to all of the fuckboiz out there. 🫡
Idol Fact: ZoDi is always smiling. A depraved and an unnerving smile. The Broke Boiz were banned from all charity tours to orphanages because of this.
This smile was also the reason why ZoDi's dojo has been categorized as a cult instead of a school.
Idol Fact: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands.
Maybe that's why the Broke Boiz Idol house is constantly haunted by the sounds of clapping coming from ZoDi's room.
Idol Fact: Rae-In has slept with the same dog plushie for 18 years. Suujo's dog, not a plushie, turned it into sashimi when Rae-In and Suujo met. Now, Rae-In is being tempted by his ancestral calling to make Suujo's dog into an all you can eat buffet.
Honey roasted, yum.
Fun Fact: The Broke Boiz are all K-pop rejects. Most of them couldn't pass the vocal auditions. They said fuck the industry and decided to become BTS-at-home.
They were evicted due to noise complaints, so now they're BTS-at-the-shelter.
Idol Fact: Jason put the Lil in LilVietBoi. He is an inspiration to the rest of the Broke Boiz proving that size really doesn't matter.
About 20% of the time.
Idol Fact: Jason joined the Broke Boiz in an effort to connect to people through music and dance.
However, the only thing he connects to these days are the fans' lovenses.
Idol Fact:
Rae-In likes to eat beef jerky.
Suujo's favorite hobby is jerking it.
ZoDi's favorite dance move is the jerk.
Oxsti's least favorite people are jerks.
And Jason isn't a playboy. He just hides the empty void in his heart by putting up a facade of sensuality and lust.