John Barnes

IT Security professional, student. Jays/Leafs/Argos fan.

[John Barnes @BBJinToronto]

@AngelBandwagon I call 🐃💩

[John Barnes @BBJinToronto]

@AngelBandwagon Should’ve stayed there. Everyone else in MLB would’ve been happier.

[John Barnes @BBJinToronto]

@AngelBandwagon Because Harper realized there’s no point arguing with an idiot. Angel doesn’t get postseason assignments because he’s a crap ump and there isn’t a player, coach, or manager that likes him. #AngelHernandezSucks

[John Barnes @BBJinToronto]

Hey, @RogersHelps, how about getting this intermittent outage thing in Agincourt under control and fixed? My service has been doing its yo-yo impression since before the long weekend! Hard to enjoy the D4 release when the game client disconnects every 3 hours… #BeyondFrustrated

[John Barnes @BBJinToronto]

Hey, @Sportsnet and @BlueJays, why exactly are we suffering with Matt Devlin again? This guy has all the personality and charisma of a dead raccoon.

[John Barnes @BBJinToronto]

Hey, @MapleLeafs, I could probably play better positional D than either Justin Holl or TJ Brodie, and I’m over 50 & physically handicapped. @SheldonKeefe, stop playing them when the game’s on the line! #LeafsNation #PlayThemInThePressBox

[John Barnes @BBJinToronto]

@SheldonKeefe @MapleLeafs Explain to me yet again how either Brodie or Holl warrant time on the ice? Another mistake by Brodie that cost us game 3. Nail both of them to the chairs in the press box. 😡

[John Barnes @BBJinToronto]

Hey, @nhl and @GeorgeParros, where’s the supplemental discipline on Nocek? Basically same play as Bunting, who you gave 3 games…

[John Barnes @BBJinToronto]

Hey @MapleLeafs, this is once again proof that our D is substandard. And @SheldonKeefe, how are Brodie and Holl considered a decent pairing, let alone worthy of #1 PK time?!? #BrodieTheLiability #HollSux #LeafsNeedToPlayDefenseBetter

[John Barnes @BBJinToronto]

Hey, @NHL , tell us again the fairy tale about non-biased officiating against 🇨🇦 teams in the playoffs… 2 PP for Tampa, but 3 blatant missed calls against… #GaryButthead #RefsYouSuck

[John Barnes @BBJinToronto]

@Sflecce Every tool EXCEPT negotiation and bargaining. Because heaven forbid educators get the same kind of raises YOU keep voting for yourself, and have their salaries keep up with inflation and cost of living... #StandWithEducators

[John Barnes @BBJinToronto]

@TorontoPolice this vehicle belongs to a belligerent elderly gentleman illegally parked on handicapped hashmarks, claiming that it was fine for him to park there as it ‘was a permit spot’. Prevented my mother from easily getting back into our vehicle, and refused to move.

[John Barnes @BBJinToronto]

@TorontoStar Yeah, an “I was just joking” non-apology, because he got called out for his bull****. Standard backpedalling from an asshat who says what he means, realizes it’s gonna bite him, and tries to pass it as a joke. Apology NOT accepted. #BlueJays #NonApology #FireThisJerk

[John Barnes @BBJinToronto]

@BlueJays why are we still being subjected to the monotone William Shatner of sports broadcasting? #bringbackdan #getridofdevlin

[John Barnes @BBJinToronto]

Hey, @Sportsnet @BlueJays: do us fans a favour and remove Matt Devlin from Jays broadcasts. For basketball, maybe he’s okay, but for baseball, he’s an insomnia cure. 🙄😵‍💫😴

[John Barnes @BBJinToronto]

Hey, @MapleLeafs, can we agree NOW that we need D men who… ya know… play D?!? And can stand up physically to players like Bogosian, Perry, etc.?

[John Barnes @BBJinToronto]

Well, @GaryBettman01, once again your commandment that no 🇨🇦 team shalt lift the cup bites Toronto. Hard to win a series playing 5-on-9… #StanleyCup #LeafsForever #RefsYouSuck #GaryButthead

[John Barnes @BBJinToronto]

@NHL you know, it certainly seems like the refs got the memo to focus on any infractions by Canadian teams…

[John Barnes @BBJinToronto]

@BlueJays you should consider finding Buck’s COVID cutout and put it in the booth with Dan & Pat while he’s off.

[John Barnes @BBJinToronto]

Hey @NHL, you should create a new stat: the own goal. Counts as a goal on the player’s stats, but carries a -1 rating even on the PK.