David Mellor

[David Mellor @BBSluff]

I have a week off. Not sure whether to do something creative, or nude up and have a martini

[David Mellor @BBSluff]

My bum hurts. 70k cycle yesterday...here's a pic!

[David Mellor @BBSluff]

I have entered to win 1 of 3 iPod Touches daily by Woolworths the Fresh Food People! http://t.co/v2h0H32X

[David Mellor @BBSluff]

The sea is full of the Devils poo.
Piranhas attack swimmers on river beach in Brazil http://t.co/mmSN2U9S via @news_com_au

[David Mellor @BBSluff]

59% Off Amazing Men's Skincare Gift Pack, Delivered - http://t.co/4yfnXfRe

[David Mellor @BBSluff]

It would be easier to make ends meet if only... the ends hadn't got so far apart. #nwp http://t.co/vSby4IX6

[David Mellor @BBSluff]

Feeling very healthy, energised. Could eat a cake though.

[David Mellor @BBSluff]

I love you, Friday.

[David Mellor @BBSluff]

@Roomorama you have not responded to my many requests to be contacted, nor have you resolved the issue with my credit card payment.

[David Mellor @BBSluff]

"Sweet Pea" Fine Art Print by David Mellor http://t.co/v99IH7y via @redbubble

[David Mellor @BBSluff]

Please vote for Hong Kong lady! http://www.saatchionline.com/showdown/match/showdown/5/artist/255927/art/1230961

[David Mellor @BBSluff]

http://www.redbubble.com/people/davidmellor

[David Mellor @BBSluff]

@ColesCard Hi, are you guys sending out emails with totals again? I never had one last time around.

[David Mellor @BBSluff]

@ColesCard Awesome, thanks for that!

[David Mellor @BBSluff]

@ColesCard I'm the primary member. Have been told I'll be re-emailed. But nothing yet.

[David Mellor @BBSluff]

@ColesCard Didn't get a points update email. Phoned, but no go. "Privacy laws" Hope I'm not spending at Coles for nothing!

[David Mellor @BBSluff]

Joined the gym. I luv how beer tastes better post workout. Alas, this all means saying goodbye to the KP, which I'll do in person this arvo.

[David Mellor @BBSluff]

Apologies for not going to the gym. I just can't be arsed with it.

[David Mellor @BBSluff]

Nat Bass is leaving Oz because she's sick of seeing her face everywhere! Jessum lady, catch up!