“ a new day will riiiiise, life will go on “
Not for the people they continue to rape and murder on a daily basis until there’s none left.
For all those that continue to justify Israel’s inclusion and propaganda at Eurovision, please jump off the nearest tall thing x
11:12pm - Martha has reappeared from under a closh on a dining table and has re-entered the house as a housemate.
A fight has broken out and Segun has thrown a metal plate at Dean.
Stock footage will play as security enters the house to calm tensions #bbuk
11:09pm - whilst the music in the house has stopped, the bird song just continue.
For it is what Imhotep demands.
Praise the birds. Praise Imhotep. #bbuk
12:26am - Dean has finally flipped and attacked all his fellow housemates - Marcello is awaiting an ambulance to take him to hospital.
Apologies for the extended stock footage of nothing whilst we deal with this incident #bbuk
11:59pm: After last night Lily is severely hungover. She is submitting a sexual harassment claim against Marcello, which we of course have to block the audio of on the feeds as we will protect him at all costs, for he is the chosen one. Apologies #bbuk
11:34pm: in further unbroadcastable content - Tom is discussing his favourite cheese. Whilst this is not against any broadcasting code, we will cover this with bird song because more than 5 minutes of Tom airtime in a day will trigger the apocalypse #bbuk
11:27pm: Lily, Martha, Dean, Nathan and Emma are in the garden - discussing how they would all assassinate Donald Trump if they had the chance (birdsong for you due to content… Martha got dark) #bbuk
We heard your cries and we chucked out Jenkin and Tom instead.
You’re welcome 😌
(But no really thank you for voting for the ENTERTAINMENT for once!) #bbuk