It’s NFL Sunday. Get to the bar at noon. Order a bucket of Coors Light. Something easy, it’s a long day. Start with the nachos. Check your bets and fantasy lineup. Juices are flowing. Last minute anytime TD parlay before kickoff. Shot of makers mark at halftime. Then Buffalo wings with blue cheese. Always blue cheese. Walk outside for a cigarette. Get some sunshine. Then back in and order that Hazy IPA on draft you’ve been staring at all day. Enjoy every sip bc you’ll regret it tomorrow. You’ll want the burger for the 4pm slate but best to stick with sliders. Irish coffee if you’re staying for the SNF game. If not, just switch to a single tall whisky coke. Uber home. Don’t say anything to your wife, just go straight to the shower. Do it again next weekend. And the weekend after. And the weekend after that.