Bryan Altman

Social & Brand @hellofresh. Formerly @wheelsup, @condenast and @cbslocal. Guitarist. New York, NY. (Opinions mine only)

[Bryan Altman @Bcaltman]

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"I'm a god damn adult I can do what I want"

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[Bryan Altman @Bcaltman]

EXCLUSIVE: Footage of #jets extensive tackling drills from practice this week.

[Lee O. Valentin @leeovalentin]

Every Jets game is the Yankees 5th inning

[Bryan Altman @Bcaltman]

@Espngreeny what's your stance on Salah firing now? I was on board, but clearly he was keeping things SOMEWHAT on track. Now defense is completely unraveled, in-game management is worse than it ever was, new lows every week.

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@GardenFaithful 4 GWG this post season dude. Maybe edit this to "like he did the 1st two rounds".

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@NYRLouie I think the puck had a funky bounce off stanchion. Came back towards Igor, think it would've cleared zone if it didn't hit weird

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@NYRorBust @JoeFortunatoBSB Maybe true can't recall them all but that was the first one I absolutely knew they were gonna call because it took Martinook off the puck in a critical spot.

[Bryan Altman @Bcaltman]

@NYRorBust @JoeFortunatoBSB They had to call it. You can argue Lindgren didn't actually trip him but his dive and swipe with the stick in that spot made it a must call. Dust off and get ready for Game 5.

[Bryan Altman @Bcaltman]

so are we still staring at and cheering on the sun and the moon today or nah

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The most exciting feelings in the world are when plans are made, and when those same plans are cancelled

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@AlbertBreer Can we also talk about the added regular season game??

The season is too long (even at 16 games tbh - or add another bye), expecting players to hold up for 17 games and maintain excellence of play is insane.

IMO one of the biggest reasons the product is suffering.

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@russ_lyman @Connor_J_Hughes And here they are immediately after the pick. One receiver in the end zone, two short of the goal line.

Zero awareness and I'd be willing to bet 99% of tackles on hail mary picks are on contested balls by the wide outs, not 50 yards down field.

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@russ_lyman @Connor_J_Hughes Uhh no they weren't.

Here they are about a second before the ball comes down (on the goal line btw).

Nobody lining it up or seemingly aware of where the ball is, not one Jet in the end zone.

[Brian Costello @BrianCoz]

Go to the mall. Put up your tree. Take a walk. Do something other than watching this game.

[Bryan Altman @Bcaltman]

There are two kinds of people in the world: people who like creed, and people who don't know they like creed.

[Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden]

Today we honor the finest cultural moment of the 21st century.

[Bryan Altman @Bcaltman]

@BoyGreen25 @RealMichaelKay Completely misrepresented his statement here, left out the part where he said "...I already explained it."

[HelloFresh US @HelloFresh]

it gets dark earlier so yes I will be eating dinner earlier

[Bryan Altman @Bcaltman]

Unbelievably bad challenge from McDermott/#Bills. 9 yards on 1st down not worth 40 seconds.

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not to mention Rodgers' potential return end of this year or early next.

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One thing is for sure: even WITH Aaron Rodgers' injury the Jets chose correctly this offseason and avoided disaster with Jimmy, Minshew, or worst of all, a long-term Carr contract.

Zack has higher upside and is arguably playing as capably as any of them the last 2-3 weeks...

[NFL on CBS 🏈 @NFLonCBS]

Highest Turnover per Play % this season among QB

Jimmy Garoppolo 4.5%
Desmond Ridder 4.1%
Gardner Minshew 4.0%
Deshaun Watson 3.7%
Justin Fields 3.4%
Mac Jones 3.4%