Billy Carey

[Billy Carey @BCarey00]

I was a vegetarian for 4 months then a pescatarian for 8 months. No meat for a year. I'm not sure why I did it but I did. Eating a box of slim jims then onto my next yearly challenges... 60 push-ups and 60 situps/crunches every day for a year. And no social media either.

[90s WWE @90sWWE]

OH MY GAWD!! BUSINESS HAS JUST PICKED UP!!!

[Billy Carey @BCarey00]

So far I've made a 2 and voted.

One was easy. The other was rough.

[Billy Carey @BCarey00]

The Bears are so bad we can't even land a good sucker punch.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Sometimes the world just aligns perfectly

[Billy Carey @BCarey00]

@ryanchamberz Samesies. I'll forever think I'm the 6'0 Mike Miller

[Billy Carey @BCarey00]

The wife got mad I changed our wifi network name to Zoeys B-Hole. The neighbors will think its funny, I think.

And besides now you sign on and it says you're connected to Zoey's B-Hole. That's comedy. Anyone know a divorce lawyer?

[Billy Carey @BCarey00]

I had to go park and wait after the mcyuks drive thru. He gave me double fries cuz he was cool but now my heart isn't beating correctly.

[Billy Carey @BCarey00]

Miami absolutely deserved it. Im thankful Jaylen didn't tear his acl because of Jimmy Cuntler. See everyone next year. #getthatringrondo

[Billy Carey @BCarey00]

The Bears are the best team in the NFL.

[Billy Carey @BCarey00]

I'm hoping it's just the bubble or something but the celts seem soft. Coming out a step behind in an elimination game with every dude shooting a 3 (smart taking 2) is kukka

[Billy Carey @BCarey00]

@TylerCampana #allatthesametime

[Billy Carey @BCarey00]

@emcross23 Yea dude. Real bad.

[Billy Carey @BCarey00]

Interesting strategy to not run any type of set against a zone defense. I also enjoyed the let Bam dunk 30 times in a row play.

[Billy Carey @BCarey00]

@emcross23 I agree. He looks completely lost from a silly box and one.

[Billy Carey @BCarey00]

Marcus Smart on pace to shoot 20 or so 3s. Himself. Not ideal.

[Billy Carey @BCarey00]

Hopefully the real Kemba Walker shows up at halftime like Bobby Boucher at the Bourbon Bowl.

[Billy Carey @BCarey00]

The best part about being a Bears fan this era is watching Mahomes and Watson play football for other teams.

The best part of the last era was watching Jay Cutler, Kyle Orton and Sexy Rexy play for the Bears.

[Billy Carey @BCarey00]

@emcross23 Not too much. Given the emergent situation, you could probably call it a brown butt pee as opposed to a solid 2. Exit velocity was very high.

[Billy Carey @BCarey00]

I sold my truck and took an emergency poop in a 5 gallon bucket today.

Solid Wednesday in 2020.