BC Bingers

Everything of and relating to the greatest congregation to ever convene - Noah, Doyle, Ander, Stefan, Michael, & Kielan

[BC Bingers @BCBingers]

"We could hide shit down here have you seen those people who search the rooms? They'd have a heart attack if they bent over"#stuffdoylesays

[BC Bingers @BCBingers]

"vacationing in Utah was weird. Hey want some alcohol? I dont think so! Here's my daughter you can marry her 3 times I dont like this place"

[BC Bingers @BCBingers]

a black dude just saved me in his phone as "drunk skinny jean white boy."

[BC Bingers @BCBingers]

"snow is really peaceful...until i find bloody footprints and follow them to a homicide scene" #stuffdoylesays

[BC Bingers @BCBingers]

"you guys wanna play a game called dial 911?" #stuffdoylesays

[BC Bingers @BCBingers]

"i am the poster-child of moderation" #stuffdoylesays

[BC Bingers @BCBingers]

"i just tossed and turned like a baby in a hurricane" #stuffdoylesays

[BC Bingers @BCBingers]

"and God said, 'shots all around!'" #stuffdoylesays

[BC Bingers @BCBingers]

"sex is the most expensive drug...a kid is $30,000" #stuffdoylesays

[BC Bingers @BCBingers]

"alex told me i had to sleep on the couch...i licked his towel"#stuffdoylesays

[BC Bingers @BCBingers]

"absinthe makes the heart grow fonder!!" #stuffdoylesays

[BC Bingers @BCBingers]

"i used to be a pretty good student.................then i discovered alcohol and women" #stuffdoylesays

[BC Bingers @BCBingers]

"every night at 4am i run through the hall naked in case there's a girl"#stuffdoylesays

[BC Bingers @BCBingers]

"sometimes i use my vibrating toothbrush for other things"#stuffdoylesays

[BC Bingers @BCBingers]

"and i was like fuck that...i'll just do drugs" #stuffdoylesays

[BC Bingers @BCBingers]

"if taco bell had a kid it would jesus" #stuffdoylesays

[BC Bingers @BCBingers]

"is six an even number" #stuffdoylesays

[BC Bingers @BCBingers]

"give a girl a rose and she'll take off her clothes!" #stuffdoylesays

[BC Bingers @BCBingers]

"all my foosball players tested positive for steroids" #stuffdoylesays

[BC Bingers @BCBingers]

"hot and flat...not a good combination" #stuffdoylesays