Bruno Cezar

[Bruno Cezar @BccsBruno]

#minichattt #snapchattt #anxiouspandaa

[Bruno Cezar @BccsBruno]

Im probably the best ever at being humble. http://t.co/XgaoASoKv4

[Bruno Cezar @BccsBruno]

Instead of playing FarmVille I just send blank email messages to myself and then delete them. http://t.co/Ptf3ygE6kw

[Bruno Cezar @BccsBruno]

Imagine how slutty girls would dress if Halloween was in July. http://t.co/MqzrsLFsKz

[Bruno Cezar @BccsBruno]

I'd rather watch a 3D video of my conception than watch one episode of The Real Housewives. http://t.co/Xs5B4mSK9K

[Bruno Cezar @BccsBruno]

I don't know why everyone looks so stressed. I tweet and drive all the time. Oh...must be the beer. http://t.co/l6sIQOIxLQ