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[FakeBCFerriesPR @bcferriesPR1]

This last sailing has hit the dock and the cap'n says it's gin o'clock. #BCFerries

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We are #BCFerries. We are legion. We are union. Expect us. Maybe a bit late sometimes...

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@mr_trombley Thanks Adam, that asshole didn't even know there was wifi until 5 minutes ago. #BCFerries

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RT“@AM730Traffic: #BCFerries- 9am sailing #SwartzBay to #Tsawwassen is full">>We can't believe that many people want to go to the island?

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RT"someone carelessly left their copy of the latest issue of "Motor Trend" in the seat next to mine">>That's ours. Return to chief steward.

[David “King Of Boogie” Gogo @DavidGogoBlues]

@bcferriesPR1 Punished by being forced to eat the " scrambled " eggs without toilet privileges ?

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The suspicious package on the Coastal Inspiration turned out to be the head of Gwyneth Paltrow. RCMP are investigating. #BCFerries

[FakeBCFerriesPR @bcferriesPR1]

Captain making false announcements about whale sightings. Passengers running from port to starboard, back to port. Too funny. #BCFerries

[FakeBCFerriesPR @bcferriesPR1]

Kids under 11 ride free on the BC Day long weekend. But they will still be punished for misbehaving. No free ride there. #BCFerries

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“@jennsaidthis: Heading to #Nanaimo tomorrow, first trip of the year over to the island #BCFerries">>We're sorry. That is dreadful.

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RT“@JGreenhalgh4: Jumping on the ferry back to the mainland. Can't wait for overpriced sub-par dinner">>A BC Burger is above par! Yum!

[FakeBCFerriesPR @bcferriesPR1]

We love everything about traffic cones. Seriously. #BCFerries

[FakeBCFerriesPR @bcferriesPR1]

RT“@Sarahmariee95: Why Can't #BcFerries Chairs Be Comfy That You Can Fall Asleep, Easier?">>Sleeping people aren't buying stuff, are they?

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RT“@Soulparole: 1 km above the toll booth 2 here in 3 min. No time 4 food in HB Village. New marketing strategy?">>We suggest a BC burger!

[FakeBCFerriesPR @bcferriesPR1]

RT“@alexrawnsley: Two local vessels highlighted in #BCFerries Asbestos report.">>Asbestos? What asbestos?

[FakeBCFerriesPR @bcferriesPR1]

Most of our self-serve ticketing machines are currently out of order. The bright side is that you get to meet our employees. #BCFerries

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When the Sprit of BC hits the dock, the captain says it's gin o'clock. Merry Xmas. #BCFerries #Christmas

[FakeBCFerriesPR @bcferriesPR1]

Dear Leader David wishes all the passengers and the union a Merry Xmas from the Cayman Islands. #BCFerries

[FakeBCFerriesPR @bcferriesPR1]

The Union wishes a happy holidays to Supreme Commander and reminds him of the collective agreement in the new year. #BCFerries

[FakeBCFerriesPR @bcferriesPR1]

Good morning passengers. The 7 AM sailing is boarding. Scrambled eggs are ready. Come on up. Leave the kids in the car. #BCFerries