B.C. Harris

[B.C. Harris @BCHasCTK]

Everyday we stray further from gods light

[B.C. Harris @BCHasCTK]

I’m a porpoise with a purpose

[B.C. Harris @BCHasCTK]

I’m bringing back Nah

[B.C. Harris @BCHasCTK]

Not everything is something

[B.C. Harris @BCHasCTK]

FUN FACT: Soup should only be consumed when the mean temperature between day and night is less than or equal to 50°F

[B.C. Harris @BCHasCTK]

@Hassssberries It’s unequivocally a common raven

[B.C. Harris @BCHasCTK]

Is Hotmail still a thing?

[B.C. Harris @BCHasCTK]

What’s a better name for a male cactus? Sir-Pricks-A-Lot or Needle Dick

#critical
#wordplay
#small

[B.C. Harris @BCHasCTK]

Floccinaucinihilipilification

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

This is theatre. Also love how Piazza just grabbed Pam’s ass for no reason mid way through. Thespians at work.

[B.C. Harris @BCHasCTK]

Someone for the love of baby Jesus please bring back Baywatch nights
This is the absolute worst show I’ve seen in my life and I can’t get enough

[B.C. Harris @BCHasCTK]

I think I speak for everyone but I miss the Herculoids

[B.C. Harris @BCHasCTK]

If the Franklin pro zoo ever needs an ape for their primate exhibit I’m a shoe in

[B.C. Harris @BCHasCTK]

I’d like to thank
@lotusbiscoffUK for giving me my childhood back

[B.C. Harris @BCHasCTK]

FUN FACT:
I just realized if I wanted to count to a million by ones it would take me 82.5hrs
I should it. This could be good for me and let’s face it I’m not that busy

[B.C. Harris @BCHasCTK]

Just dawned on me that if I were put in the primate exhibit at the zoo nothing would seem out of the ordinary to the public

[B.C. Harris @BCHasCTK]

What? They're not wrong

[B.C. Harris @BCHasCTK]

After logging about 1000 hours of watching threes company I’m ashamed to admit it just dawned on me their apartment is way too small for three people

[B.C. Harris @BCHasCTK]

Florida makes me feel better about myself

[B.C. Harris @BCHasCTK]

Kids behind us said their grandparents could easily have fought in the civil war

#America
#Southernpride
#education