Brian Hofmann

Midwestern to a fault.

[Brian Hofmann @bcjphofmann]

@0ravoice Going to grad school is the evil 4th option (eg. Iowa writers workshop)

[Richard Lawson @rilaws]

One marvel of travel is that an impulse purchase before I boarded the plane has meant that a humble bag of Cheez-Its has traveled from Queens all the way to Berlin, Germany.

[effortless and soulful pimp @funko_wop]

type of shit I been on

[mary @elaine_stritch]

does anyone know a whoopee spot? I have two requirements: gin’s gotta be cold and piano’s gotta be hot

[Ted Sellers @TedSellers11]

Karen Read watching the weather forecast today

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

I won’t be at the Golden Globes this year, Liz. I’m working on my one-woman rendition of ‘Dracula’ where I’ll be playing 23 roles.

[JD @jaydonbeach]

2026 ins and outs
Ins:
Negronis
Guinness
Bringing gifts to your host
Working out hungover
Espresso martinis
930 dinners
Biking places
Weekend morning tee times
Uber black
Chipotle chumichurri
Chicago (may-October)
Country club events
Tennis
San Francisco
Thurdaying your Wednesday

[Jordan @itsjordanapps]

to live through zou bisou bisou discourse twice in your lifetime is something so beautiful

[eleanor @dimestorepaglia]

guy coming out of marty supreme saying to his girlfriend “i feel like fran drescher was underutilized”

[Siddhant Adlakha @SiddhantAdlakha]

Only artist left standing from Monster is Bon Iver

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

“You get to exhale now, Shane”

[Paul @p444444ul]

she was so haply to be scolding a student for not studying Bach

[Brian Hofmann @bcjphofmann]

@nickwatts Day vs night drinking

[Joe Gunn @joegunn]

Throw your hair in a bun drink some coffee put on RHONY 7 and handle it

[Brian Hofmann @bcjphofmann]

@ohhhhhherewegoo It looks like heath ledger

[lili ★ @scullydaughter]

they freaked it i know they did

[JustDario @DarioCpx]

Yep, totally

[Brian Hofmann @bcjphofmann]

@kissmeriver During the filming of Aloha