Brandon Cleaton

Proud Husband and Father | Christ Follower | Principal Engineer at @Siemens | Wolfpack Alum | NC sports fan | Ephesians 6:10-18

[Brandon Cleaton @BCleat86]

@SteveReedAP What the hell Steve?

[Brandon Cleaton @BCleat86]

Easy to read this and think, maybe there was one magical run somewhere. In reality, it wouldn’t have mattered for most of the teams outside the top 6. NIL brings more parity, but nothing like the Cinderella stories we see in CBB.

[David Ubben @davidubben]

Very worth noting on NC State and and expanded Playoff.

More in a free story here on life in CFB's middle: https://t.co/t2xVBVOmVh

[Joey @JoeyMulinaro]

feel bad for that top button

[Joey @JoeyMulinaro]

Lane Kiffin on player eligibility

[Brandon Cleaton @BCleat86]

@PFF Dear PFF,
We ain’t top 10.

Respectfully,
Panthers fan

[Brandon Cleaton @BCleat86]

@moronandgenius @RaySeymourJr @sofiatieger 100% agree with this^

[Brandon Cleaton @BCleat86]

@RaySeymourJr @sofiatieger I install these systems for a living. This is a genuine interaction between a ferrous metal object and a fully ramped up magnet. The BB in your leg is likely a non-ferrous metal (like copper).

[CFB Kings @CFBKings]

2026 College Football Playoff prediction

[NC State University @NCState]

Introducing Christina Hammock Koch Hall. 

Today, Chancellor Kevin Howell announced that NC State’s Engineering Building II, located on the Oval on Centennial Campus, has been named in honor of NASA astronaut and three-time NC State alumna Christina Hammock Koch.

[Brandon Cleaton @BCleat86]

@TheFieldOf68 @espn

[AmericanPapaBear™ @AmericaPapaBear]

THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!

Wife takes the “Can You Survive as a Man?” test and the urinal quiz almost broke her!

She’s sitting there all confident until the urinal question drops. Starts strong, picks the far one, then spirals into a full mental breakdown calculating who’s gayer and whether she should just walk out. The second the husband points out the entrance/exit rule she finally gets it… after talking herself in circles for a solid minute. Every guy watching already knew the answer in half a second.

Then KD comes up. She goes “kill drive.” Close, but no cigar. Kill/Death ratio. The sacred number every man who’s ever touched a controller has tattooed on his soul.

The public threat assessment question was perfect. When another couple walks by, the correct answer isn’t checking the girl out or living in your own bubble. It’s quietly calculating how much work it would take to put the guy down if he ever became a problem. She nailed that one. Same with the booth seat facing the door. Instant correct. No hesitation.

Only real miss was “flank.” She thought it meant crouch-walking. Nah. You go around, get behind them, and ruin their day. Simple.

These quizzes are gold because they expose the invisible operating system most women never realize is running in the background.

She’s getting better. Still not fluent, but the lightbulbs are starting to click.

Good stuff.

[Primetime Carolina @primetimecar]

The Mount Rushmore of Bryce Young masterclasses being sold by his teammates

[SleeperPanthers @SleeperCarolina]

BREAKING - The Carolina #Panthers and TE Darren Waller have agreed to a one year deal, per @AdamSchefter

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

A Haynes King vs Carson Beck game that came down to the final play?

[Brandon Cleaton @BCleat86]

I told myself I wasn’t going to get all hyped up watching a preseason game, but after this HOF game, I’m allllll the way in. #keeppounding

[Brandon Cleaton @BCleat86]

@mike_e_kaye @Keep_Pounding Aaron Hall has a chance to make the 53.

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

Highest-rated DTs in Madden 27:

96 - Derrick Brown
95 - Cameron Heyward
95 - Jeffery Simmons
94 - Chris Jones
94 - Vita Vea
93 - Dexter Lawrence II
91 - DeForest Buckner
90 - Nnamdi Madubuike

(via @MUTLeaksXXVII)

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

A new way to watch Hurricanes hockey 📺

We're excited to announce the launch of our own sports network, which will serve as the local television home of the #Canes.

Details » https://t.co/m5r8wVYP4g

[Arthur MacWaters @ArthurMacwaters]

The European mind simply cannot comprehend a random citizen playing the national anthem with a semi automatic rifle in their backyard shooting range

[Gun Drummer @Gundrummer69]

These re-enactments are getting out of hand… #4thofjuly #independenceday