Ben Coffaro

I reject your reality and substitute my own

[Ben Coffaro @bcoffaro8]

@RepThomasMassie 🐐

[Ben Coffaro @bcoffaro8]

@hoosiersteve @Logically_JC This gentleman is lacking in either intelligence or character. Only a fool deals in absolutes

[Ben Coffaro @bcoffaro8]

Easily one of the top 5 Internet videos of all time

[Know Your Meme @knowyourmeme]

On this day one year ago, a Boston police officer fell feet first out of the metal slide at the City Hall Plaza playground.

[I didn’t say it, it was A.I. @TIG_Ronin]

I’ll never not repost this when I see it

[Ben Coffaro @bcoffaro8]

How is it that the best spreadsheet software available just self-implodes randomly every 5 minutes the second a file goes over 10,000kb?

[Ben Coffaro @bcoffaro8]

I think I’m going to start sending Microsoft invoices at an hourly rate for every minute of work I lose every time excel crashes. They won’t pay it but it will definitely make me feel a lot better

[Ben Coffaro @bcoffaro8]

@boats_and__joes Thank you Boats. Clearly people didn’t get the joke or else this would have gone crazy. Sad!

[Jersey Jerry @Jerrythekid21]

They should start an only fans but for guys. (Not sexual or gay) . Just like if you want to meet new guy friends to hang out smoke cigars watch sports golf ect... This tweet probably sounds really gay I’m not sure why I’m even tweeting it but i have a hard time making friends.

[Ben Coffaro @bcoffaro8]

@Human101Nature Brother the cows just saw a person and assumed he had food like every other person they see

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

PASTA DID THE THING!!! 🍝🍝🍝

[Ben Coffaro @bcoffaro8]

Pastaaaaaa!

[Ben Coffaro @bcoffaro8]

@erinbyej Emeril Lagasse is a true Italian GOAT

[Ben Coffaro @bcoffaro8]

@Joey_Covers @BetLabAnalytics Hey covers, did you by chance wager on the eagles?

[Ben Coffaro @bcoffaro8]

@growing_daniel Daniel my man. I agree with you on a lot of things but this ain’t it. Read Empire of the Summer Moon by S.C. Gwynne. Quanah Parker was THAT DUDE and you probably have never heard of him

[Ben Coffaro @bcoffaro8]

@KevinRG1489 Yeah he’s no Chucky McAvoy but he’s aight

[Ben Coffaro @bcoffaro8]

Every time I see a raccoon video like this I can’t help but want one. Imagine an army of pet raccoons named after classic country singers: Hank, Waylon, Willie, etc. Just little balls of mischief

[Ben Coffaro @bcoffaro8]

Kinda wild that the Dodgers spent more money than in this offseason than the Reds have in my entire lifetime.

In other news, I am now the largest Dodgers hater in the world. Forget about the Braves / Astros. Nothing will give me more joy than seeing them choke in the playoffs

[Jordan Moore @iJordanMoore]

$700M for Shohei Ohtani
$325M for Yoshi Yamamoto
$136.5M for Tyler Glasnow
$325M for Mookie Betts
$165M for Freddie Freeman

There needs to be both a 30-for-30 and criminal investigation on the Dodgers.

[Ben Coffaro @bcoffaro8]

@PFTCommenter ⛽️⛽️⛽️

[Ben Coffaro @bcoffaro8]

@KevinRG1489 Absolutely absurd. 2 games for a slash .5 seconds after the same dude cross-checked his back / arm. Trouba pays peanuts for attempting to decapitate a man with his stick. Whoever is making these decisions for the NHL needs a psychiatric evaluation

[Ben Coffaro @bcoffaro8]

@KevinRG1489 We oughta resign Chara for the next rangers bruins game just to knock that clown out