Brian Kuckenstein🟧 Burner Account (Parody)

Currently Cumming for all things Trump related.
Turn ons: Brotherly love, Sock puppets, Joe Biden and oh yeah.... This is a Parody
Pronouns: Dumb/Fuck

[Brian Kuckenstein🟧 Burner Account (Parody) @BCuckenstein]

BREAKING: Oh Really?

[Brian Kuckenstein🟧 Burner Account (Parody) @BCuckenstein]

BREAKING: This is so Ed. Such a Diva. He really missed with that hit piece on woman.

[Brian Kuckenstein🟧 Burner Account (Parody) @BCuckenstein]

BREAKING: Oh come on Stormy don't lie, you never turn down a poll.

[Stormy Daniels @StormyDaniels]

I'm a dick taster not a dictator so I politely excuse myself from this contest.

[Brian Kuckenstein🟧 Burner Account (Parody) @BCuckenstein]

BREAKING: I think "Former" is the keyword here. Everything said after that is just an attempt to make MTG look and sound crazy for going against the "Machine" and not thinking like a sheep.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Former CIA Director John Brennan has just spoken out about Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene's supportive messages/Tweets about the Pentagon Top Secret document leaker, Jack Teixeira:  

“From my perspective, I think Marjorie Taylor Greene has demonstrated time and time again that she’s not fit to hold public office with some of her commentary that she has made, even previously. And so, therefore, I believe she should not be involved in any type of sensitive, classified information. And she does have some clearances because of her role within the Congress and position on the [Homeland Security] committee"

[Brian Kuckenstein🟧 Burner Account (Parody) @BCuckenstein]

@krassenstein BREAKING: I think "Former" is the keyword here.

[Brian Kuckenstein🟧 Burner Account (Parody) @BCuckenstein]

@HarryJSissy BREAKING: This means Ed or myself is getting irritated and had to use an alternate account we use to retweet our main accounts to send a bunch of the dumbest memes I have ever seen.

[Brian Kuckenstein🟧 Burner Account (Parody) @BCuckenstein]

BREAKING: Ed's Alt. account or Ed's biggest fan boy has entered the chat. It couldn't be me I have been with me all day.

[AUSTIN @Atherpix]

@BCuckenstein

[Harry J. Sisson 🟧 💙🫏🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈😷💉PARODY @HarryJSissy]

We are one-in-the-same.. but thank you! 😉

[Squirrels of Liberty 🔫🐿️🇺🇸 @Squirrel_Bomber]

@DashDobrofsky Dash tweets while his DNC pedo paymasters tickle his little gen Z feet 😖🔞🚷

[Brian Kuckenstein🟧 Burner Account (Parody) @BCuckenstein]

@EdKrassen @ThePoliticalPom BREAKING: Back off bro, she's spoken for.

[Brian Kuckenstein🟧 Burner Account (Parody) @BCuckenstein]

@ThePoliticalPom BREAKING: Is she related to Allen Iverson?

[Brian Kuckenstein🟧 Burner Account (Parody) @BCuckenstein]

BREAKING: That high huh? #Winning

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

JUST ANNOUNCED: 22% of Americans are still fucking idiots.

[Brian Kuckenstein🟧 Burner Account (Parody) @BCuckenstein]

BREAKING: We know Bill you bang Hillary. Your standards are probably " breathing or not".

[Doctor Pepper @Doctor_Pepper40]

@BCuckenstein

[Brian Kuckenstein🟧 Burner Account (Parody) @BCuckenstein]

BREAKING: He doesn't forget, it's just not sun tan lotion he's putting on.

[mainelyfree @mainelyfree]

@BCuckenstein @ThePoliticalPom @krassenstein ah that's why ed forgets to put suntan lotion on.

[Brian Kuckenstein🟧 Burner Account (Parody) @BCuckenstein]

BREAKING: Nothing says I love good debate like turning the comments off.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Montana just banned TikTok for all devices but AR-15s, which have been used in some of the worst mass shootings in American history, are still readily available.

Their priorities are messed up.

[Brian Kuckenstein🟧 Burner Account (Parody) @BCuckenstein]

@ThePoliticalPom @krassenstein BREAKING: Ed and I love to kick back on a nude beach with some Bud Light and get weird.

[Brian Kuckenstein🟧 Burner Account (Parody) @BCuckenstein]

@ThePoliticalPom @EdKrassen BREAKING: He really needs to get off my nuts.

[Brian Kuckenstein🟧 Burner Account (Parody) @BCuckenstein]

BREAKING: I mean why wouldn't you believe articles we wrote ourselves about what happened to us and put them on a "news site" run by us. This is the only time we will ever tell you not to believe the FBI.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

“The Krassensteins were charged with crimes,” they say.

“The Krassensteins are paid to tweet,” they say.

“The Krassensteins are scammers,” they say.

They literally accuse their enemies, those posting facts, of what they are guilty of. Think about it. We didn’t do any of the things they accuse us of, yet Trump has been charged with 34 felonies, makes money from his political presence and literally continues to scam his followers.

WAKE UP!!

[Brian Kuckenstein🟧 Burner Account (Parody) @BCuckenstein]

@saras76 BREAKING: I'm willing to bet he smells like cat piss and Stormy's snatch after a gangbang.

[Salt Farmer @On__2ndThought]

@ThePoliticalPom @BCuckenstein

[Squirrels of Liberty 🔫🐿️🇺🇸 @Squirrel_Bomber]

@mmpadellan Brooklyn Dad resents his societal function as a cum bucket for the DNC 💦😡