Shooter McGavin

Are Bonita fish big?

[Shooter McGavin @Bcurran9]

They should play the @lilpump diss track in the background of the finals shit instead of motiv8

[Shooter McGavin @Bcurran9]

When Curry’s off, Thompson is on. When Curry and Thompson are both on, it’s over. #facts

[Shooter McGavin @Bcurran9]

The kinkiest girl in the world def got some real fish hook nip piercings

[Shooter McGavin @Bcurran9]

This Tree Fucks

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I’d never date a Maddy, sounds too similar to Daddy.

[Shooter McGavin @Bcurran9]

Are vegetarians allowed to eat insects?

[Shooter McGavin @Bcurran9]

If Cortland really wants to be on top of their Education Program, then we really need to open up a Firearms Department

[Shooter McGavin @Bcurran9]

@jcraig94 Maybe we should all collectively just stop paying for insurance then

[Shooter McGavin @Bcurran9]

Toasting a bagel at neubig is a three step process. Entry 1 warms it. Entry 2 de-sogifies it. Entry 3 toasts.

[Shooter McGavin @Bcurran9]

How come we have knee caps but not elbow caps?

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Story of my life

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Love meeting freshman that know who they are

[Shooter McGavin @Bcurran9]

They should make JUUL chargers that plug into your phone

[Shooter McGavin @Bcurran9]

I swear every single Cortland FLID went home and got a pair of bean boots for Christmas

[Shooter McGavin @Bcurran9]

One way to achieve success, don’t give second chances.

[Shooter McGavin @Bcurran9]

How to friends zone a girl. Send her snaps of your poops.

[Shooter McGavin @Bcurran9]

If you can tell me what altruistic means without looking it up I’ll give u ten dollars

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Butthole is one word. Just realized.

[Shooter McGavin @Bcurran9]

I love seeing professors dodging stupid questions and redirecting to make that kid not look stupid, but everyone in the class knows that kid stupid.

[relatable @byreIatable]

"You had all of thanksgiving to do your homework..."