Brent Copertino

inventor of The Shelf; engineer, saucier and devourer of things

[Brent Copertino @BCushido]

Why doesn't the Washington Football Team capitalize on the "WTF" market?!!!
WashingtonTeamFootball!!
#WTF!

[Brent Copertino @BCushido]

Doodie. May be a hack. Do NOT click!!

[Brent Copertino @BCushido]

#Dankness, 1,096 nights in waiting... @foundersbrewing, today was the day!!

[Brent Copertino @BCushido]

@StevenNadel @SimpsonsQOTD I believe, Homer was "working" that day. Just not at the plant. He did find that $1 while at the bus stop.
Does that ease your math mind?!

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@pistoffirishman I like how you got banged up on a school night. Classic you, buddy!!

[Brent Copertino @BCushido]

And on the 31st day, he rested...

[Brent Copertino @BCushido]

@ChipotleTweets still can't roll a burrito right. That two-handed "meatball" approach is only saved by the thin layer of aluminum foil holding that hot mess together!!
https://t.co/zIerQ0Abmg

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@Mark_MeWords @MedusaBrewing @LawsonsFinest @fiddleheadbrew How about some love for this rave-worthy BBQ spot?!?!

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@justsext 1. You should have used a knife, some sort of blade. #bushido
2. Your hair must be a mess now. Do you know how uneven your hair is when it's pulled back?
3. Good luck with that penis haircut out in public!! 🧢

[Brent Copertino @BCushido]

Thank you to all who donated. So generous!!
More running events to come!

[Brent Copertino @BCushido]

I'm joining a buddy, Brandin Tumeinsky, to finish his marathan in 24 hours. Buddy system! Donate for @NDNrights at https://t.co/FmLz9MCe6Z!
Happy 4th of July to all!!

[Brent Copertino @BCushido]

Also accepting Venmo donations to @ Brandin-Tumeinsky!
#1.1tofreedom

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Yup! Lots of Yup's!!

[Brent Copertino @BCushido]

4 day old "mail taco"!

[Brent Copertino @BCushido]

@dcip23 Not a stick left in the yard, man!! Burnt 'em up.

[Brent Copertino @BCushido]

@justsext Did everyone get to Rock out with their Wok out?!

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@DonMamis @justsext

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@justsext We need one more and we've got an official Fear and Loathing in Lackawanna adventure!!

[Brent Copertino @BCushido]

@justsext I'm from that area!!
Track suit road trip?! 🤔

[Brent Copertino @BCushido]

@DonMamis @justsext Caked fingers, mashing on a SNES controller!