I open twist offs with my teeth because I choose to. It’s fun and it makes me feel cool. If you think it’s weird cuz you wanna use a bottle opener, then you haven’t drank enough beers in your life.
Jason and I are ready to bring you our first game of the spring tomorrow. We both have great hopes for an exciting and successful year. The White Sox realistic goal is playing in the World Series. To a man they believe the season ends deep in October. Jason and I believe. Do You?
This is the time to be deliriously happy. The Sox have a destructive offense. The bullpen is top of the line. The pitching staff as a whole is very good. The manager is a HOFer. The defense is good. Yet some of you are anhedonists. You’re not happy unless you’re unhappy. Be happy
Today we join Polish-Americans in celebrating General Pulaski, whose heroism built the American cavalry and saved the life of George Washington. America will always stand with the Polish people against the common threats we face.
You know who are also heroes? Those working the checkout counters and stocking shelves at supermarkets and pharmacies. Their work, at some risk to their own health, is vital to the health and safety of our country.