If there’s one thing i miss about college it’s drinking on a porch
Nice out? Whose porch are we drinking on? No class or homework? Time to drink on a porch. Bored on a Tuesday eve? Porch drinking it is
Next time I see a mf wearing costas on campus around his neck like a chain it’s on sight. My people (DMV douche) did not suffer through years of intense persecution and prejudice just for these cousin-fuckers to appropriate our culture. I have had enough.
Back to the ole ball n chain (my skoolers packet) after an absolute BENDER of a weekend in the 🅰️ (I sat in the corner of a Lovett reunion and made no effort to socialize)