Brody

American veteran, God gave me Big Brothers I don't need DC to. Who Dat!!!

[Brody @BdBrody]

Happy Fathers day

[Brody @BdBrody]

Fuck Obama and that man he's fuckin

[Brody @BdBrody]

People are so fucking sensitive these days. Bad idea coming around me. I say put a condom over ya heart, fuck your feelings. Man up

[Brody @BdBrody]

When all your kids grew up and moved as far away as they could from you can ya really call yourself a great parent? No

[Brody @BdBrody]

First father's day since my dad was murdered. Sure he was an asshole but, it still pisses me off.

[Brody @BdBrody]

I heard the gator that attacked the toddler was radicalized and had ties to Isis

[Brody @BdBrody]

Ever wanna just kick the shit out of that friend that seems to only chill long enough to smoke for free? Lucky I love ya bro lol

[Brody @BdBrody]

@bellangertara hahaha well...

[Brody @BdBrody]

When their complexion looks like peanut brittle you don't have to watch me at all man js lol

[Brody @BdBrody]

Another day in the mercy/severity paradox. Trying to find a comfortable spot on my middle pillar on a Monday is tricky lol

[Brody @BdBrody]

Here's to wheelbarrowing in the pool

[Brody @BdBrody]

Get up early for "family fun day" on the water. 12:45 and still fuckin waiting. Fuck this shit

[Brody @BdBrody]

"I don't wanna fight" ( BUT I'm gonna ask ya a series of antagonistic questions and not believe any answers)
#bitches

[Brody @BdBrody]

Friends mom sees me and goes "look at that sexy MFer " my friends like "mom!" She's like "what he knows?!" Made my night lmao

[Brody @BdBrody]

I care about real people not politicians. They don't give a Fuck about me. Tired of puppet shows.

[Brody @BdBrody]

I've watched friendships end over politics for the last 8 years. Poor people fighting over which rich asshole they like better. So stupid

[Brody @BdBrody]

@dubhe0ne haha yeah man crazy people keep running up to me on the street lately

[Brody @BdBrody]

Ever have one of those "gotta put my dick in their mouth to give a Fuck what they say" days? Me too...all of em