Brody DiPentima

I Can’t Believe Twitter is Free

[Brody DiPentima @BDipentima]

Stimulus: +$1400

Me at Mohegan Sun: how much for that thing

[Brody DiPentima @BDipentima]

@cespo25 You scored 6 points, Russ looked like the worst qb in the league, and lost by 15

[Ursa Major @ursamajortech]

Ursa Major has secured a contract through the Air Force Research Laboratory, Rocket Propulsion Division at Edwards AFB for responsive space, hypersonic, and on-orbit propulsion. The $28.6 million contract will conclude with a flight demonstration, highlighting Draper’s capabilities for hypersonic applications.

This contract enables us to further develop Draper, our 4,000 lbf liquid rocket engine, designed to offer the warfighter unmatched maneuverability, flexibility, and the extended-range needed to counter hypersonic threats.

Read more: https://t.co/gjgQXBb4xD

[Kenjac @JackKennedy]

Listening to the drum solo from 'In The Air Tonight' for the first time

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Happy opening day to Timothee Chalamet

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Dan Hentschel's Twitter is fine, but his YouTube is peak.

His hour long in-character improvised car story time videos, done in one unbroken take, are where he truly shines.

His most recent is a 54 minute video about his experience on the Titanic.

[agartha christie @samoyed_online]

yep boss, the promo video is going great. got the twitching humanoid robot strung up on a meat hook and flickering lights. they’ll love it

[Duolingo @duolingo]

both killed by a Cybertruck

RIP

[JIGGA 🍀 @jiggadrin_]

Hi @HalieyWelchX My $35,000 that I purchased of $Hawk is now $2,000 after 10 minutes of buying.

I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings.

I purchased your coin $Hawk that you were so excited about with my life savings and children’s college education fund as well.

You didn’t mention that you were going to buy 97% of the supply and sell it almost immediately to make a large profit.

If I would have known that information I would have not purchased your coin.

Please help me or who can I contact for refund? If not I will be forced to use leagal action.

My crypto representative @cobie will be in touch.

[Won Hunnit @JayChillinBro]

Tell the CEO to check the news

[🦞🦐🦀Crustacean King🦀🦐🦞 @MuscularAutist]

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[Brody DiPentima @BDipentima]

@squist98 Sheeeeeeeeesh

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

MATT GAETZ (sipping a Twisted Tea): I was almost the Attorney General, you know.

16-YEAR-OLD HIGH SCHOOL JUNIOR (uncomfortably): Megan says her mom is here and she’s my ride.

[fruits @fru1tsofmylabor]

I asked the produce guy if I could try a grape and he said he wouldnt care if I lit the store on fire with him in it

[CJ Esposito @cespo25]

BLANK CHECK SOTO