Kitchel

28. Wife. Mama. Worlds biggest sasshole. I love Jesus, but I drink a little.

[Kitchel @Bdk9435]

@MollyRhea I kind of like them lol

[Kitchel @Bdk9435]

The deed is done! We own a house! 🏡💞

[Kitchel @Bdk9435]

Idk why I even try to debate with drunk people at my bar top! 🤦🏻‍♀��

[Kitchel @Bdk9435]

Can we have @garyeOK back before winter storm season? 🤷🏻‍♀️ #comeoutofretirement

[Syd💫 @syd_w_banks]

I’m trying to raise little athletes like this with the loml

[Kitchel @Bdk9435]

“That’s what I want. I want someone who smiles like an idiot whenever he talks about me. Someone who just can’t shut the fuck up about me.”

[Kitchel @Bdk9435]

Some of you need better friends.. 🤗 But that’s none of my business.

[Kitchel @Bdk9435]

Why does work have to be slammed on a night I want to go home and cuddle 🙄

[Josh Keilman Ŧ @joshua_keilman7]

Please watch this video of me picking up my little sister from middle school

[Kaitlin Butts @KaitlinButts]

PUT IT IN REVERSE TERRYYYY!!!!

[saint @mariovaldezx]

no one:

your girlfriend when you tell her NO:

[public enemy #2 ©️ @UtahKowboi]

I take dates to a steakhouse on a first date as a test and if they order a well done steak they automatically fail I can’t date someone who’s still chewing their first bite a hr into the date 🙃a

[. @BALOCKAY__]

I’d love you till my lungs gave out, I ain’t lyin

[Kitchel @Bdk9435]

@lynzeamoore_ It’s a possible, you just have to find someone that really gets it. Will sit there and remind you to breathe, and is as patient as Hell.

[Kitchel @Bdk9435]

My new favorite, “Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly” -Morticia Addams

[Jake from State Farm💁🏼‍♂️ @jacobparker199]

The best relationship are the ones you didn’t see coming

[Kaitlin Butts @KaitlinButts]

Me after a venti iced cup of pure sugar on my way to @Target with full intentions of spending every dollar that I have

[Taylor🖤 @taykristinb]

cody johnson:

to her you’re just a heart ache in a WRANGLER PEARL SNAP SHIRT

[Kitchel @Bdk9435]

@britttanyanneee Me for real, dude!